[Verse] Jeff sits high at the table's throne A crown of breadsticks he's never alone Fish was delish the ham jam no scam Guac squawked loud from a parrot's jam [Chorus] A feast unseen in an age so grand Raise the tambourine let the cowbells land Dinner’s scrumptious delicious divine Pass the didgeridoo and the sparkling wine [Verse 2] The candles flicker the plates pile high Haggis whispers a Celtic cry Laughter spills like gravy streams The bread’s so warm it fuels our dreams [Prechorus] Forks in the air knives clink like bells Jeff takes a bite and the whole room yells [Chorus] A feast unseen in an age so grand Raise the tambourine let the cowbells land Dinner’s scrumptious delicious divine Pass the didgeridoo and the sparkling wine [Bridge] Oh the stew it brewed with secrets old Legends told in the butter’s gold Didgeridoo hums in a low deep tone Jeff’s birthday feast has a magic all its own
