[Intro] W G PAPA Z! Sector 253. We made it to the Diamond lobbies, boys. Grab a towel, everybody is sweating. Let's bounce. [Beat Drop] [Chorus] One versus two in the Diamond, I make it look so easy! Lobby full of XIMs, but they making my stomach queasy! Sweating for the SR, but they really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I'm sipping on the Fiji! They thought they had the round, but I'm holding down the site! Wallbang through the soft wall, catch 'em in the night! [Verse 1] Queueing up for ranked, everybody got the Cronus Playing on a mouse, yeah they think they really own us Crouch-spam swinging, pre-firing on the doors Diamond rank lobby leaving bodies on the floors JBN is pushing, but he's getting insta-tapped Blocky in the Discord saying "Man, we getting clapped!" Dropping C4 from the ceiling, playing vertical Got these Diamond ranks spinning like a merry-go [Beat Stops] [Spoken Word] Hold up. Pause the beat. Did this guy really just crouch-spam peek me with a keyboard and still miss? Like, actually? Bro spent a hundred dollars on an adapter just to get dropped by the cello. Tell him to return it to Best Buy. It's an absolute atrocity. [Heavy Beat Drop] [Chorus] One versus two in the Diamond, I make it look so easy! Lobby full of XIMs, but they making my stomach queasy! Sweating for the SR, but they really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I'm sipping on the Fiji! They thought they had the round, but I'm holding down the site! Wallbang through the soft wall, catch 'em in the night! [Verse 2] I told 'em no slivered onions, keep my crosshair clean Now I'm in the Diamond wiping out the whole regime I'm swinging on the angle, yeah I'm moving like a ghost Playing with the sweaters that be doing way too most But I'm laid back, autotune, sipping on the water Sending fake Champs straight into the slaughter Are you an idiot? Are you a moron or what? I'm the only 99 that is calling every shot [Outro] W G PAPA Z. Sector 253. Take your mouse and keyboard back to PC, bro. No slivered onions on my Elo. GG boys. [End]
