there's a knock on the door and i awake on the floor i look around with some haste i think to myself i have no memory of this place i answer the door and stood before me is the face of a person i didnt expect to see Sir David Attenborough standing in full view he said, i'm dying for a poo can i use your loo? its not my house i said to him but he pushed me aside and came right in i checked my pockets for my mobile phone it was then i noticed this was a hobbit home sir david said to me you better give it a while cos he did his business and he winked with a smile i asked him if he would like a cuppa tea he said yes i would thank you kindly we looked for the kitchen and it was well stocked so i put on the kettle and we had a nice pot we had a little chat about our surroundings and the unusual place we were found in i found it very strange and the reason wasnt clear i didnt really know how on earth i got here he said to me lets make like a tree and leave thats a joke from back to the future i believe so we left this hole and stood outside were 2 horses ready to ride we jumped on the horses and they took us far away as far as a horse can run in a day the sun went down so we made a camp on the horses were provisions and a treasure map it was hard to read so we lit a lamp it said the horses know the way so have a good nap the next morning we got up early the horses took the lead they could run for ages and only stop to feed then we got to the X the treasure should be here we looked around and there was a cave near we went into the cave and guess what we did see a note saying i've already got it and i took it with me it was sad cos we were too late although there was a few bits left in the bottom of a crate i went to pick it up to have a better look then a dragon killed me just my luck this is the message i am sending not every story has a happy ending the end.
