I'm smoking up your entire stash dumbass And Since you're here cough up the cash Don't look at me like that, I'm Generation X son, I'll whoop your ass. I'll do it just for something to do. I'll put my foot so far up your rear I'll be moon walking on the moon with your rear in the rear view mirror. Yeah I'll take your shoes, your jacket, your hat, your girl too if I want to. You have given Me plenty of reasons not to like you. And see i ain't like you. I'll eat up your last bowl of cereal and drink the milk straight out the jug too, and i can out chug you too, your last beer down in 3 point two...and what are you going to do, make a post, leave me a bad review? Or Just stand there and look stupid like you do, see that's exactly what I'm talking about...you guys these days are just stuck, watching, wishing, mesmerized and awe struck, you've already given up, afraid of being tough, afraid of things that are rough, no good at going off the cuff, you've already had enough, you just ain't built like me so I've either got to teach you meme maker's how to be Men, or just take you out, sit you on the bench, and yall can just watch and learn right along with your kids because this is all for the greater good, this is all for everything I said I was, This is all for the life I live i love. This is all because that is what the maker has asked of me, yeah after 47 years of the world comming after me, me getting after it just as hard as can be, I fell in love with the fast life but lived it slow, I loved to party and spent many years high as hell but i also spent those years learning all kinds of things as well, I lived my life on the edge but was a family man too, raised some kids, climbed up the Ole corporate stool, was chasing that dream like a fool, made a few wrong moves, spent 4 years in those prison blues, got out, kids had moved, their mom passed away along with my dad and my sis too, nothing was like i thought it would be, then covid hit, work closed and I decided I was never going back to working for someone else again, been over 5 years and I haven't deviated from that plan. Although now I've been tasked with a new purpose. To stand up and be a man. To show you youngsters what it means to be a man. You have allowed men to be feminized. What was once considered masculine has now been demonized. And you boys are all to eager to just roll over and let it happen...you fail to realize what happens next, so I'm stepping in and putting an end to all of this, even if that means kicking all your asses. It's nothing personal, im just not ready to see men carrying purses is all, It's bad enough with the skinny sweats, your phones glued to your heads, your bachelor pads, living with your mom's and dad's, same place you always have, soaking in the bath, wearing your shower cap, footie pajamas, the kind with the flap, by the way that's supposed to go in the back, I mean that's how many times now your mom has caught you in the act? And what is that thing on your face, you look like you've got a bad case of mange. I would give you some duct tape to stick to your face and rip it off but what would that change. You would still be sitting there playing video games, not even noticing your girl in her lingerie, tired of watching you play, knowing that you aren't capable of giving her what she needs anyway. Do yall ever wonder where all the women your age are at...ill tell you where they are. they are with guys like me...guys who know how to please, guys who know how to be what a Man is supposed to be. So this is your warning, your mirror, your sign, That manhood ain't dead yet—it just needs to grow its spine and its balls back I’m the last of the kind of man that built this land And I’m not done yet—so don't start nothin' slick. You can laugh, mock, or cry about how you are so offended You're just upset because I'm the final boss in the the game you will never win at. I'm the kind of man you'll wish you were in the end. The kind of man that the world needs again. The kind of man that I am. Yeah I am that man I am the man The man I am. Yeah I am that man I am the man The man I am.
