I gotta keep a phone book on my nightstand With so many girls imma busy man I gotta underline, circle and fold the corner Unless she's like THAT, then I don't want her No buddy I sure don't No buddy I sure don't So I called up Suzie She's right down the street Said hey baaaaaaby When you wanna meet? Then there's Tammy She even met family Had to break it off Cause she tried to stab me Then there's Cindy But she don't want me And last there's Wanda .....only when I'm lonely Yeah only when I'm lonely As I flip though the pages I see a few that I forget Like Rita that works at the liquor store And the whole Smith sisters quartet Yeah... I'm talking 'bout the whoooole group baby Sandy... Mandy... Candy... And Sheila.. Doesn't matter which one Just matters if will ya... There's Betty Lou... Well, there's been a few... Ummm... Uhhh... sorry baby, I'm losing my train of thought here... Don't worry honey, ol' Pelvis hasn't forgotten ya... Where was I? OH YEAH! So if you don't know me.... Well there's Wanda... Oh yeah there's Wanda... Only when I'm lonely Yeah only when I'm lonely
