[Verse 1] Checked in Checked out of my budget Marble in the lobby I just froze Paying twenty euros for a coffee ’Cause it came with a flower and a rose (apparently) Tiny little room Twelve giant pillows Gold-plated duck on the bath I pressed the wrong button on the bedside Now the curtains dance like it’s a cabaret act [Chorus] Holiday in Milano Fancy hotel drama I came for the culture I’m paying for pajamas Champagne on arrival Wi-fi on a fee They upgraded my room Forgot to upgrade me Holiday in Milano I’m fighting with the mini-bar The water costs a fortune But the peanuts think they’re stars I’m rich on the photos Broke on the bill Milano You’re too much (but I love you still) [Verse 2] Breakfast on the rooftop Feeling classy Wearing the same T-shirt as the staff Asked for a small snack before dinner They served a museum on a glass Concierge said “We’ll find you a driver” A guy in a tux with white gloves Opened the door like I’m some movie villain I just squeaked “Uh… mall Please Thanks… my… love” (oh no) [Chorus] Holiday in Milano Fancy hotel drama I came for the culture I’m paying for pajamas Champagne on arrival Wi-fi on a fee They upgraded my room Forgot to upgrade me Holiday in Milano I’m fighting with the mini-bar The water costs a fortune But the peanuts think they’re stars I’m rich on the photos Broke on the bill Milano You’re too much (but I love you still) [Bridge] [Spoken Half-sung] Tried to find the pool Took the wrong elevator Now I’m at a spa In a bathrobe… traitor Staff keep calling me “Signore” like I run this place Meanwhile my card declines with dramatic grace (beep… denied) [Chorus] Holiday in Milano Fancy hotel drama I came for the culture I’m paying for pajamas Champagne on arrival Wi-fi on a fee They upgraded my room Forgot to upgrade me Holiday in Milano Selfie from the lobby throne I look like a billionaire My bank account’s a clone I’m rich on the story Poor on the till Milano You’re too much (but I love you still)
