No Pineapple On My Pizza

[Verse] You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain Well then that's you That ain't me That ain't us That's okay You may be into all the fruity and coconut-y things That ain't me (ain't me!) that ain't us (ain't us!) let's be clear listen dear [Pre-Chorus] If I wanted fruit, I would have a smoothie (oooooh) I'm seeking a slice with a mixture so groovy (oooooh) I crave pepperoni, spicy and bold (oooooh) Not something sweet that leaves me cold (oooooh) [Chorus] No pineapple on my pizza, that's my stance (that's my stance) If I spot it, it won't get a chance (oh no chance) Gotta take it off or put it underneath (get it off!!) Before the flavor brings me grief (No No No) [Post-Chorus] I don't like it (No No No) I don't like it (No No No) I don't like it (No No No) [Female Voice] [Response Verse] So you hate sweet sensations and joy on your plate Well that's you That ain't me That ain't us That's okay You may be into all the boring and flavorless things That ain't me (ain't me!) that ain't us (ain't us!) Let's be clear, listen dear [Response Pre-Chorus] If I wanted bland, I'd just eat some cardboard (oooooh) I'm seeking adventure, your taste is so awkward (oooooh) I crave something tropical, sweet and divine (oooooh) While you stick to basics every time (oooooh) [Response Chorus] Yes pineapple on my pizza, that's my stance (that's my stance) When it's missing, it doesn't stand a chance (no chance) Gotta add it on or it just won't do (put it on!!) Before the dullness brings me through (Yes Yes Yes)