[INTRO — ABSOLUTE SILENCE] (No sound for two seconds) (One microscopic click) …Hello? Is anybody out there? No stars. No planets. No light. Just nothing… Right? (Deep robotic whisper) WRONG. DJ Champignon… Scanning the void. Quantum bass detected. Tralala… Lalère… [VERSE 1 — DARK, HYPNOTIC] They call it empty, They call it black, A million miles Of nothing coming back. But listen closer, Beneath the night, There's something moving Out of sight. Invisible whispers, Unseen vibration, A cosmic heartbeat Without a location. You see no dancers, You hear no sound… But something's shaking The underground. [PRE-DROP — QUANTUM COUNTDOWN] Zero… One… Nothing… Two… The empty space Is watching you. Three… Four… The silence wants some more. Five… Six… THE VOID HAS LEARNED THE MIX! [DROP 1 — THE EMPTY SPACE REMIX] NOTHING! NOTHING! FEEL THAT BASS! SOMETHING HIDING IN EMPTY SPACE! BOOM—TSS! QUANTUM KICK! DJ CHAMPIGNON MAKES THE VOID GO SICK! TRALALA LALÈRE! WHERE'S THE SOUND?! IT WAS NEVER LOST… IT WAS ALL AROUND! [VERSE 2 — ROBOTIC FUNK] Virtual particles, Blink and disappear, A flicker of possibility Dancing everywhere. Fields beneath the cosmos, Energy in disguise, Space is not a hollow box With nothing on the inside. The vacuum isn't simple, The dark is not asleep, There's more beneath the silence Than our eyes can ever keep. And Champignon is grinning Behind his glowing cap… Because he found a rhythm Where the universe went black! [BREAKDOWN — THE VOID SPEAKS] (The beat vanishes. Deep sub-bass pulses slowly.) VOICE OF THE VOID: I was here before your stars. I surround your every world. I am not a box of nothing. I am space where things unfurl. DJ CHAMPIGNON: Wait… You're telling me… There's a beat… INSIDE THE NOTHING?! VOICE OF THE VOID: There is no beat. (One enormous bass hit.) DJ CHAMPIGNON: THEN WHY AM I DANCING?! [BUILD-UP — ZERO POINT] (Whispers, glitching left and right) Zero-point… Zero-point… Zero-point energy… Can you hear it? Can you feel it? Something underneath reality! No light! No air! But something's happening everywhere! Three… Two… One… RELEASE THE VOID! [DROP 2 — SINGULARITY DANCEFLOOR] EMPTY SPACE! FILL THE PLACE! QUANTUM RHYTHM AT THE SPEED OF GRACE! DARK MATTER! DARK ENERGY! DJ CHAMPIGNON BREAKS THE FREQUENCY! BOOM-BOOM! TSS-KA! THE VOID JUST JOINED THE LALALÀ! NO STARS! NO SUN! THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN! TRALALA LALÈRE! TRALALA LALÀ! NOTHING IS NOTHING! AND NOTHING'S NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS! [BRIDGE — COSMIC REVELATION] (Soft celestial choir, sparse piano) Maybe silence isn't empty. Maybe darkness isn't dead. Maybe countless hidden wonders Live beyond the things we've said. We see only what light shows us, We know less than we believe. And the greatest cosmic mystery Is what we cannot see. [FINAL DROP — THE VOID REMIXED] ZERO! ZERO! LET THE LOW END GROW! INTO THE DARKNESS LET THE FREQUENCIES FLOW! NOTHING TO SEE! EVERYTHING TO FEEL! DJ CHAMPIGNON MAKES THE INVISIBLE REAL! TRALALA LALÈRE! THE VOID IS ALIVE! NOT ALIVE LIKE US… BUT IT'S NO EMPTY DIVE! ONE LAST BEAT! ONE LAST SOUND! THE WHOLE WIDE COSMOS SPINS AROUND! [OUTRO — BACK TO SILENCE] (The music fades into a deep, almost inaudible hum.) DJ CHAMPIGNON: So… The void isn't empty. It's just… Really bad at advertising. (Quiet chuckle) Tralala… Lalère. (One tiny click. Silence.)
