My Favorite Psychotic (Yodel Jazz Remix)

[Appalachian yodeling intro] Ayeeeee-eeeeee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-aye-hee-hoooooooo! [Verse 1] You came into our lives, a sweet little present, A tiny little ball of fur, barely able to crawl, Your cuteness stifling, omnipresent, Your tiny claws, always ready to maul. [Chorus] You're my favorite psychotic, Always somehow chaotic, You rule the house like our queen, it's your way, or no way, no in-between. [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Ayeeeee-eeeeee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-aye-hee-hoooooooo! [Verse 2] I brought home a really nice arm chair, it immediately became your throne, You love to lord above us from there, Our living room has become your cat zone. [Chorus] You're my favorite psychotic, Always somehow chaotic, You rule the house like our queen, it's your way, or no way, no in-between. [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Ayeeeee-eeeeee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-aye-hee-hoooooooo! [Verse 3] We greet each other every morning, You yawn and stretch onto your back, If I pet you, I can feel you purring, but careful, I may get a smack! [Chorus] You're my favorite psychotic, Always somehow chaotic, You rule the house like our queen, it's your way, or no way, no in-between. [Bridge] Your coat looks like it's been stitched together, Part tortie, a little orange, a splash of white and tabby, And to top it all off, a ring tail like a crazy little lemur! You're just so gorgeous it's driving me batty! [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Ayeeeee-eeeeee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-hoo! Yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-yode-lay-hee-aye-hee-hoooooooo! [Outro / Final Verse] You're my favorite psychotic, You're one of a kind, Yes, you're a bit of a lunatic, and I'm so glad you're mine.