[Verse] Well, let me tell you a little story 'bout a commercial on TV It had all them artists up in arms, oh what a sight to see They said that iPad ad took their favorite instruments and crushed 'em all But let me share a little secret, it ain't nothin' to brawl [Verse] Now, Casey was a fiddle player, patched up that violin so fine But he saw that iPad commercial and thought, "That's just a crime" He grabbed his pitchfork and said, "I won't stand for this abuse!" But I gotta say, Casey, buddy, you're just a bit confused [Verse] Then there was Sally, she was rockin' that old guitar so loud But when the commercial came on, she screamed, "That ain't allowed!" She wanted to boycott Apple 'cause her strings were torn and frail But Sally, my dear, it's just a tale that they're tryin' to unveil
