Counting Scars (But Made It Through the Week)” (Parody of “Counting Stars” by OneRepublic)

Verse 1 Lately, I been, I been losing sleep, Trying to make it through this wild five-day streak. But baby, I been, I been holding on, Said, “No more crying in my car at dawn.” Yeah, we’ll get through it… ⸻ Pre-Chorus I feel this stress, it’s pulling tight, Like MSR on Friday night. Dreaming ’bout the weekend light— I say no more, no more, no more… ⸻ Chorus I been, I been counting scars, Trying to heal this week-long mental tug-of-war. Said I been, I been trying hard, Learning coping skills and breathing like a therapy star. Still standing — still standing… Made it through the week, oh yeah. ⸻ Verse 2 I feel the struggle, feel the ache, But somehow I kept going — didn’t fully break. The grounding skills, the deep-breath crew, I swear the ducks out at the pond were cheering too. Yeah, we’re surviving… ⸻ Pre-Chorus I feel my brain says “not today,” But MSR helps guide the way. Gary rolls up on the pond and says: “No more, no more, no more…” ⸻ Chorus I been, I been counting scars, Trying to heal this week-long mental tug-of-war. Said I been, I been trying hard, Learning coping skills and breathing like a therapy star. Still standing — still standing… Made it through the week, oh yeah. ⸻ Bridge Take that struggle bus, I’m hopping off, Shake that burnout dust right off my thoughts. Every bad day tried to knock me down — But look who made it to the weekend now. ⸻ Final Chorus I been, I been counting scars, But I’m stronger now than Monday ever thought I’d are. And I been, I been healing hard— With every check-in, every share inside the circle we are. Still standing — still standing… Made it through the week, oh yeah. Made it through the week…