[Verse] Oh dear You really tried, didn't you? You really tried, didn't you? I saw your shadow creeping round the wall I heard your footsteps, not quiet at all Fake mustache and a trade that's far too wide My strawberry shake's got a guardian inside You thought I wouldn't notice that suspicious grin Your disguise is thinner than the skin on my vanilla tin Nice try with the tunnel, nice try with the hook But stealing my milkshake, you really overlooked That I got allies everywhere I go And your plans are just too silly, don't you know? [Chorus] Not today Not today My strawberry shake is here to stay Sneaky feet and sneaky schemes Won't come true inside my dreams Run along now, off you go There's no milkshake thief here, no [Verse] The strawberry costume that's your master plan You look more like a fruit that lost its can And a fishing rod inside the cafe room No wonder it went splat right on your face, kaboom Next time bring an airplane, not a rocket ship too 'Cause even if you reach it, I'll drink it before you do It's creamy, it's sweet, it's cold, and it's pink And honestly, I don't think you deserve a single sip You can dig, you can climb, you can plot all night But this milkshake, it's my delight Not a sip, not a drop, not a single taste Better luck next time, but hurry up, don't waste Another minute dreaming that you'll steal this cup 'Cause my straw's already up And I won't give up [Chorus] Not today Not today Not today Not today My strawberry shake is here to stay Schemes may crumble, the plans may fall But this milkshake, I got it all So go home now, rest your head Dream of strawberries instead [Outro] Delicious Better luck next time Maybe bring your own money next time
