Oneday Roast

[Intro] Hey, it's him again Stage lights on, brain somewhere else (Hey!) [Verse 1] He struts in, shoes untied, mic in one hand Bad timing, no stains, like it's a one-man band Talking to this guy, then the guy can't choose a voice Thinks he's a comic, but we never had the choice Both out of let it shove, I can't keep a beat Trips on his own words, falls out of his seat Crowd's laughing at him, not with him, it's true Still somehow moved to the madness he drew [Chorus] Can't stand him up Can't shut him up Can't stand him up Can't shut him up We all had enough And we can't shut him up Can't shut him up [Verse 2] He raps, he sings, then whispers to the air Timing's so off, it doesn't even seem fair Cracks jokes at everyone, then what? At himself Turns a perfect groove to a comic wealth His hype machine and the engine's broken Every note's a surprise, every word a token Love it or hate it, can't stop it in your head We move anyway, even if we're dead [Chorus] Can't stand him up Can't shut him up Can't stand him up Can't shut him up We all had enough And we can't shut him up [Bridge] Bad timing, yeah, he's the bomb Chord boys to the ground, still can't help but applaud Mic slips, notes fly, chaos on display On the stage in his own gum-ass way Laugh at the mess, watch him flail and spin The world's a stage now, let the pros begin [Chorus] Can't stand him up Can't shut him up Can't stand him up Can't shut him up We all had enough And we can't shut him up Can't shut him up Yeah [Outro] Here's to the spotlight, trip over the cords Roasted by bands, by fans, and even the boards Every crack, a stumble, a reason to cheer It's the groan in here, hold my beer He can't hold a note, can't follow a cue Yet somehow, group sticks like glue A legend of chaos, a one-man riot No one can stop him, or keep him quiet Can't stand him up Can't shut him up Can't stand him up Can't shut him up We've all had enough And we can't shut him up You won't shut the fuck up Yeah, that's right, every night