[Intro – Alien Spaceship Sounds] (Deep rumbling alien spaceship engines, low humming, eerie radio static, scanner beeps increasing) Who are those Big-headed grey aliens with giant black eyes staring at me… OH SHIT — NOT THESE IDIOTS! (Massive beat drops with explosion SFX) DON’T BEAM ME UP — NOOO! [Verse 1 – frantic & aggressive] Middle of nowhere, sky rips open, I’m getting yoinked hard, Ass hanging out, pants left in the yard like a damn fool. Woke up strapped naked on a dirty metal slab, Three grey idiots arguing while probing my ass. One drops the tool, zaps my balls with bad aim, Third one reading instructions upside down like a clown, damn! They tried to clone me mid-probe, machine sparking like shit, Now there’s two naked me’s screaming in the same room — what the hell is this?! [Chaos Section] Abducted BY IDIOTS! These aliens are trash! Whole damn ship ‘bout to crash! Green guts exploding, shit flying left and right, I came for the stars — got violated all night! [Verse 2 – bouncy & unhinged] Broke loose ‘cause they forgot to lock the damn cage, Grabbed a real laser rifle that shoots pure rage, BRRRRT! Grey bodies explode into green mist, Alien brains splattered on the ceiling like shit! Clones multiplying fast, more of me appearing, Now there’s four naked versions of me causing total doom, We team up, blasting everything, turning the ship into a green slaughter room! [Rapid Escalation] Wrong crew! Wrong ship! Beam me the hell back! This some clown shit, facts! Budget-ass abduction attack! Lasers popping heads, guts painting the walls, I came for the stars — turned this bitch into a slaughterhouse brawl! [Crazy Breakdown] (Beat cuts to glitchy industrial sounds + reversed alien screams) Cloning chambers exploding… Six… Eight… Ten naked me’s… Aliens running for their lives… (Sudden silence) ALL CLONES OPEN FIRE!!! (Beat slams back triple time with heavy lasers) BRRRRT! BRRRRT! Green blood raining! [Verse 3 – machine-gun rapid fire] Twelve of me now blasting lasers left and right, Grey heads popping like balloons, glorious damn sight! Limbs melting, bodies turning into green goo stew, One clone got probed again — poor dude! Captain tries to run, I vaporize his shiny dome, Ship spiraling down in flames, I’m riding this bitch home, Crashing through the clouds, laughing like a maniac, Whole army of me screaming “Earth belongs to us, bastards!” [Final Unhinged Section] Abducted BY IDIOTS! Worst night of my life! Abducted BY IDIOTS! Turned their ship into a slaughter site! Wrong crew! Wrong ship! Never trust that beam! If you see bright lights — run, you bastards, run! Abduction gone stupid, bloody cosmic defeat, Next time they want me — tell ‘em suck my ....! Last Shout (multiple clone voices layered + explosions): Take me back… NAH — Y’ALL SUCK, YOU GREY FREAKS!
