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Ashlands Ain’t Friendly (A Valheim Story)

[Intro – spoken] We touched shore… Immediate regret. [Verse 1] Black sand, red sky, boots hit flame Five seconds in—everything knows my name Smoke rolls thick, can’t see far Something in it just one-shot me cold Shield up—heat’s too much Armor glowin’, can’t clutch Turn to run—no clear lane Ashlands say: “welcome to pain” [Pre-Chorus] Health tick down, stamina gone Hear that roar? Yeah—that’s not one You geared up? Cute. That’s tough— Ashlands don’t care. Not enough. [Chorus] Ashlands ain’t friendly—don’t pretend Step off the boat, that’s the end Fire above and fire below Nowhere safe, nowhere to go Ashlands ain’t friendly—learn it fast Pull one mob? You pulled the pack Swing all day—it don’t slow down Welcome to the burn-it biome now [Verse 2 – CALLBACK DROP] Flametal vein—“just one swing” Whole map woke up—everything pinged Yeah I said “I’ll keep it contained”… Now I’m out here Attracting a Crowd again Lava pop, ground cracks wide Misstep once—I’m cooked inside “Yeah I’m fine”—yeah that’s cap Everything here hits like that [Pre-Chorus] No more food, no more kite Everything here wants a bite You think you’re built? Think you’re strong? Ashlands says: “you been wrong” [Chorus] Ashlands ain’t friendly—don’t pretend Step off the boat, that’s the end Fire above and fire below Nowhere safe, nowhere to go Ashlands ain’t friendly—learn it fast Pull one mob? You pulled the pack Swing all day—it don’t slow down Welcome to the burn-it biome now [Bridge – chant / stomp] HEY—who said “this is fine”? HEY—that was a lie HEY—grab your gear, grab your pride Leave your loot where you died Left side flame, right side flame Underfoot—yeah, same same Respawn bed lookin’ real nice now Ashlands took me straight down [Final Chorus] Ashlands ain’t friendly—no debate Hit the shore, sealed my fate Fire in lungs, screen goes gray Laugh it off—reload, replay Ashlands ain’t friendly—one more run I ain’t done till the job gets done Burn me once—I’m back around— SneakySnack still holdin’ ground [Outro – quick] …yeah that was my fault. …again.