[spoken intro] Well hello there all. Today we’re taking a trip to the zoo. Hopefully this time…… I won’t get kicked out….. AGAIN………! Hehehehehehehehehe… Hahahahahhah….. Hehehheheheh….. [verse one] All the pretty colors. I love the way they smell. I wish I could one. You don’t gotta tell. The lemurs, they love me. The mercats do too. I only come here when it rains… ELEPHANT POO……..!!!!! The flies can be annoying And they’re very rude. The spider exhibit? Oh hell no! Maybe for you….. Did you know a platypus is poisonous. Well now ya do. Peacocks are amazing- I love their calls. Orangutans are my spirit animals… Just chill and calm. But always thinking about overthrowing the world. I wanna help… Tell me more! Oh SHIT! They’re yelling at me. Don’t cross what line? [hook] The zoo…. It’s amazing…. My favorite place. I understand the struggle in that ape’s face. The seals are always happy. But not the snakes. Why can’t I free them all for heaven’s sake? The zoo…. All my friends are here. Nightly meetings Daily feedings- They don’t like European meat so much. But Kentucky….. Let’s stay in touch! Hehehehheheehhehe…. Hahahahhaahah… THE ZOO……!!! [verse two] They kicked me out again. I tried to lick the hippo, He likes it- he’s my friend. I plucked a toucan’s feather, And tried to tickle a leopard. He laughed, I laughed, The hyenas laughed…. They’re really funny too. My favorite place is the duck pond. They love my toy. But some keeper named, Gerald… AHHHHHHH….. GERALD……..!!!! He’s a naughty boy. The ducks love the sound That I played for a few…… I brought a new toy…. A KAZOO……..!!!! [five second kazoo solo] Yeh…. The flamingos are dancin… Here at…. [hook] The zoo…. It’s amazing…. My favorite place. I understand the struggle in that ape’s face. The seals are always happy. But not the snakes. Why can’t I free them all for heaven’s sake? The zoo…. All my friends are here. Nightly meetings Daily feedings- They don’t like European meat so much. But Kentucky….. Let’s stay in touch! Hehehehheheehhehe…. Hahahahhaahah… THE ZOO……!!! [outro] They kicked me out, But I’ll be back. Maybe next time I’ll bring better snacks. Hot dog buns with….. Yeh… MUUUUUUUSSSTTTTTAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!!! The Zoo… I’ll se you soooooooon……
