Oh, you came all this way… To tell us you disapprove? FUCKING WHY? Kick down the door to a room that’s not yours Plant your flag, start enforcing your laws Nobody asked, nobody cares But here you come with your moral affairs Got an opinion? Keep it at home Can’t stand the thought of a world you don’t own Insert yourself, make a scene, play the saint A self-appointed cop with a personality complaint WHO ASKED YOU? NOT A SOUL! WHO MADE YOU IN FUCKING CONTROL? HALL MONITOR! — BLOW THAT WHISTLE! HALL MONITOR! — WHAT’S YOUR ISSUE? NOBODY WANTS YOU IN THE ROOM! YOU BRING THE VIBE OF A FUCKING BOMB! HALL MONITOR! — CHECK YOURSELF! YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY’S ON A SHELF! YOU CAME TO POLICE WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS! CONGRATULATIONS! NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE! Extreme hall monitor energy Walking, talking social penalty Red pen out, got a rule to enforce Zero self-awareness, maximum force You weren’t invited, you weren’t involved Still got a problem that must be solved Someone else’s space, someone else’s game You crashed the party just to complain NOT YOUR SPACE! NOT YOUR CALL! WHO THE HELL MADE YOU BOSS OF US ALL? HALL MONITOR! — BLOW THAT WHISTLE! HALL MONITOR! — WHAT’S YOUR ISSUE? NOBODY WANTS YOU IN THE ROOM! YOU BRING THE VIBE OF A FUCKING BOMB! HALL MONITOR! — CHECK YOURSELF! YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY’S ON A SHELF! YOU CAME TO POLICE WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS! CONGRATULATIONS! NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE! YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY! TO GET IN OUR WAY! JUST TO ANNOUNCE! YOU DISAPPROVE! OF SOMETHING! THAT HAS! NOTHING! TO DO! WITH YOU! YOU. ARE. A. LOSER. Is there a manager? Can I speak to the manager? I AM THE MANAGER! OF NOBODY GIVING A SHIT! HALL MONITOR! — BLOW THAT WHISTLE! HALL MONITOR! — BORN TO NITPICK! GATEKEEPING GOBLIN WITH A BAD ATTITUDE! CONGRATS ON RUINING YOUR OWN FUCKING MOOD! HALL MONITOR! — TAKE YOUR LEAVE! NO ONE’S BUYING WHAT YOU BELIEVE! YOU CRASHED OUR SPACE TO DECLARE YOUR WARS! YOU ARE A LOSER! Hall monitor.
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