New York State of Immergency

50 degrees in New York City? Full State of Emergency. Times Square looking like a freezer Everyone layered up like it’s Antarctica “Bro I’m not leaving the house” (drum solo) Group chat blowing up with complaints Wind making it feel like 30 degrees 50 degreed in Upstate New York? Complete personality switch. (guitar solo) “It’s grilling season boys” Buffalo hoodie shorts fllip flops Sabres fan already drinking by the grill Syracuse guy chilling in a lawn chair “This feels like spring already” while there’s still snow on the ground New York weather just standing there smirking. (bass guitar solo) “Enjoy it while it lasts… I’ll bring the snow back tomorrow.” In New York, 50 degrees isn’t just a temperature. It’s a personality test depending on whether you’re Downstate or Upstate. It’s a personality test depending on whether you’re Downstate or Upstate. now drink from the waters swirling with putrid toxic waste. (fade out end of song)