Don’t call me crazy Cuz I’m one of a kind I’ll be doin’ it my way And it seems that you mind If you Mess with my family They be callin’ you nuts I’m half past the crazy That be whooping your butt I’m the furthest from crazy than you’ll ever get If you flew over cuckoo I’ll lay you this bet I’m the one in the million that you’ll ever know Straight jacket’s awaiting for this here psycho! If you mess with my family Or mess with my kin If you mess with my dog, Oh, the pain you be in I won’t call the police, No medics for you I’ll be digging one hole It’s gonna fit like a shoe I’m the furthest from crazy than you’ll ever get If you flew over cuckoo I’ll lay you this bet I’m the one in the million that you’ll ever know Straight jacket’s awaiting for this here psycho! We don’t mess around here We’re all shootin straight And no second guessing It’s not up for debate You think you seen crazy I’ll differ here some Mess with my family Then the psycho’s begun I’m the furthest from crazy than you’ll ever get If you flew over cuckoo I’ll lay you this bet I’m the one in the million that you’ll ever know Straight jacket’s awaiting for this here psycho! There is that line here No doubt in my mind Go straight to psycho When ya mess with my kind Break into my house While you’re on you’re own The hole in my back yard Is what you’ll be shown I’m the furthest from crazy than you’ll ever get If you flew over cuckoo I’ll lay you this bet I’m the one in the million that you’ll ever know Straight jacket’s awaiting for this here psycho! (Sit a spell) (Take your shoes off) (Y’all come back now ya hear!)
