
Oops, Kicked the Fortune("たまのこしドライブシュート" English Version)
------------------------ The original Japanese lyrics for たまのこしドライブシュート (“Oops, Kicked the Fortune”) were entirely written by the author. This English adaptation was created with the assistance of AI, carefully preserving the meaning, tone, and playful yet dark nuances of the original work. ------------------------ [Verse 1] Go full throttle, blast away! What would you do if a rich pretty boy came your way? (What would you do?) Smooth and steady, chime-chime! I was totally counting on this, alright! (Alright!) Every day is a holiday, moving from my one-room to the castle All the boring work, tedious obligations, goodbye to it all under the blue sky [Pre-Chorus] No one taught me at home or school Only anime and movies hold the secrets If someone else got it first, lucky them Finally, it’s my turn now [Chorus] Come on, big sis is ready for you Boy, come quickly, be a good one No need to be scared, I’ll treat you well Close your eyes, it’ll be over in a flash [Verse 2] Slip and slide, crash crash! What would you do if a younger playboy came at you? (What would you do?) Back off, back off, bang bang! I’m not really prepared… let’s run! (Run away!) Everyone’s on a holy trip, but you won’t get in the castle here Smelly breath, rough skin, heavy body, goodbye to it all under the blue sky [Pre-Chorus 2] Men and women all turn a blind eye to reality Old stories reveal hidden truths A hopeless person found happiness Different sizes of luck, my mind won’t rest [Chorus 2] Hey, big sis wants to love and be loved Boy, you wouldn’t understand yet No need to reach higher, pat your head Today we part, you’ll forget me soon [Break] So, what’s the age—NG? What’s the difference between adult and child? Even if it feels petty, betrayal of expectations breaks pride Unexpected fortune lands in my lap Boldness makes my hands itch Ah—but why me? I don’t understand Give me something I can truly believe in [Chorus 3 / End] Big sis is a mess of feelings now Boy, you’ve never felt this way, right? It’s okay if you don’t understand, this is my story You spoiled me plenty, but now I’m leaving [End]


