Benjamins for the Lion Man v4

2020, 🇺🇸, Show Tunes, Pop Rap, Contemporary R&B, Political Hip Hop, Nerdcore Hip Hop, Pop Soul, eclectic, anthemic, Broadway; humorous, satirical, cast-recording;

[(Produced by Lin-Manuel Miranda)] [(Recorded at Abbey Road Studios)]

[(Influenced by Hamilton)]

[(Start)]
[Intro]
[Spoken]
We hope you're enjoying our show Benjamins for the Lion Man, which is a real musical. 
[Applause, cheers]

[Verse]
[Gospel choir, fading in]
Benjamins, Benjamins, Benjamins for the Lion Man!
He's the mane attraction, but he's not a fool.
He's a law degree-havin', justice-seekin', Benjamins-makin',
Lion Man, Lion Man, Lion Man!

[Verse]
One day long ago
Before the sun started risin'
A lion and his wife
Came up from the horizon.
They defied both their parents
And they had a son.
And one day that mutant boy
Would be
KIIIING!

[Break]

[Lion Man]
[Vocals influenced by Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Stop. 
I won’t be a part of the kingdom. 
I’m no King. 
I’m a prince. 
I went to Babooniversiary to change the laws of man.

[Music starts back up]

[Verse] 
[Lion Man]
King Dad said to stay
Had a destiny to play
So I had to run away
Become 
bestia curiae
My father once told me
Son, 
the world is holy
the sun the rain, the stars, 
and strom-boli,
every tree, every rock, 
every ant hill, 
every glacier
You're a prince,
Please give up this dream 
of Legislature

[Chartreuse Eminem]
[Vocals influenced by Eminem]
[Aggressive hip-hop diss track]
Pssh, you’re a lion with a law degree, You don’t care about justice
you just want to screw the gazelles and eat the zebras
You think you’re so smart, but you’re just a fool 
You went to Babooniversity, but you never learned the golden rule 
You can’t handle the truth, so you lie and cheat
You’re a coward and a traitor, and you’ll never be elite
Yo, yo, yo, listen up I’m the chartreuse M&M, and I don’t give a fudge 
I’m the boss of this place, and I make the rules 
And anyone who disagrees is just a fool 
I don’t care about justice, or freedom, or peace 
All I care about is money, and power, and cheese 
And I’ll do whatever it takes to get what I want 
Even if it means destroying everyone 
So watch out, Lion Man, you’re in for a shock 
'Cause you’re messing with the best, and you’re messing with a rock 
You think you can change the law of Man, but you’re wrong 
'Cause the law of Man is mine, and it’s strong 
And it won’t be long before you’re gone
Lion Man’s an an-i-mal
He eats our laws like Han-ni-bal
He keeps on stalling this bill 
With all these cat tricks,
Even in the jungle 
the rule of law is static.
Venom venom venom
Venom venom venom

[Child]
[Spoken, cutely]
Don’t whisten to him mitah Wion, you’ve nearwee stalled the bill long enough. Soon aww the animals will be able to pwactice waw just wike you.

[Lion Man] 
It's a funny thing about men, you know. 
They all start life being cubs.
Some of you here forget
You started this way, 
in the serengeti with the stars above.

[Chartreuse Eminem]
um actually I was born in Tennessee

[Everyone Together] 
Shut up, you’re ruining the revelry

[Outro]
[Ensemble] 
[Together]
HE'S THE LION MAAAAN!!!!!
[(End)]

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[(Produced by Lin-Manuel Miranda)] [(Recorded at Abbey Road Studios)] [(Influenced by Hamilton)] [(Start)] [Intro] [Spoken] We hope you're enjoying our show Benjamins for the Lion Man, which is a real musical. [Applause, cheers] [Verse] [Gospel choir, fading in] Benjamins, Benjamins, Benjamins for the Lion Man! He's the mane attraction, but he's not a fool. He's a law degree-havin', justice-seekin', Benjamins-makin', Lion Man, Lion Man, Lion Man! [Verse] One day long ago Before the sun started risin' A lion and his wife Came up from the horizon. They defied both their parents And they had a son. And one day that mutant boy Would be KIIIING! [Break] [Lion Man] [Vocals influenced by Lin-Manuel Miranda] Stop. I won’t be a part of the kingdom. I’m no King. I’m a prince. I went to Babooniversiary to change the laws of man. [Music starts back up] [Verse] [Lion Man] King Dad said to stay Had a destiny to play So I had to run away Become bestia curiae My father once told me Son, the world is holy the sun the rain, the stars, and strom-boli, every tree, every rock, every ant hill, every glacier You're a prince, Please give up this dream of Legislature [Chartreuse Eminem] [Vocals influenced by Eminem] [Aggressive hip-hop diss track] Pssh, you’re a lion with a law degree, You don’t care about justice you just want to screw the gazelles and eat the zebras You think you’re so smart, but you’re just a fool You went to Babooniversity, but you never learned the golden rule You can’t handle the truth, so you lie and cheat You’re a coward and a traitor, and you’ll never be elite Yo, yo, yo, listen up I’m the chartreuse M&M, and I don’t give a fudge I’m the boss of this place, and I make the rules And anyone who disagrees is just a fool I don’t care about justice, or freedom, or peace All I care about is money, and power, and cheese And I’ll do whatever it takes to get what I want Even if it means destroying everyone So watch out, Lion Man, you’re in for a shock 'Cause you’re messing with the best, and you’re messing with a rock You think you can change the law of Man, but you’re wrong 'Cause the law of Man is mine, and it’s strong And it won’t be long before you’re gone Lion Man’s an an-i-mal He eats our laws like Han-ni-bal He keeps on stalling this bill With all these cat tricks, Even in the jungle the rule of law is static. Venom venom venom Venom venom venom [Child] [Spoken, cutely] Don’t whisten to him mitah Wion, you’ve nearwee stalled the bill long enough. Soon aww the animals will be able to pwactice waw just wike you. [Lion Man] It's a funny thing about men, you know. They all start life being cubs. Some of you here forget You started this way, in the serengeti with the stars above. [Chartreuse Eminem] um actually I was born in Tennessee [Everyone Together] Shut up, you’re ruining the revelry [Outro] [Ensemble] [Together] HE'S THE LION MAAAAN!!!!! [(End)]

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