BOOB CUDDLES Boob cuddles… that’s the cure we found One little hold and I’m driftin’ down Left side, right side, don’t matter much Just one soft pillow and a lovin’ touch Boob cuddles… ain’t science, but it’s true Some folks need silence, some need a view But me and her in this big ol’ world We just need one hand… and one good girl (Verse 1) I been tossin’ and turnin’ like a dryer full of jeans Countin’ every sheep from here to New Orleans Tried whiskey, tried prayin’, tried the TV glow But sleep just packed up and said, “I gotta go” Then she rolled over, half-awake, half a grin Said, “Baby, you forgot how this works again…” ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) She pulled me close like it’s part of the plan Said, “You ain’t sleepin’ ‘til you use that hand…” ⸻ (Chorus) Boob cuddles… that’s the cure we found One little hold and I’m driftin’ down Left side, right side, don’t matter much Just one soft pillow and a lovin’ touch Boob cuddles… ain’t science, but it’s true Some folks need silence, some need a view But me and her in this big ol’ world We just need one hand… and one good girl ⸻ (Verse 2) Now I thought I was the only fool alive Needed somethin’ soft just to survive Didn’t tell nobody, kept it locked away Figured folks’d laugh if I tried to say But that night she whispered, “Don’t you move…” Like she’d been waitin’ her whole life too ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) She said, “Funny thing, I can’t sleep at all… Unless you’re right here… holdin’ one of y’all…” ⸻ (Chorus) Boob cuddles… ain’t that wild to me Two weird hearts matchin’ perfectly Like a lock and key or a midnight song Like we been right… all along Boob cuddles… who writes this stuff? The odds alone gotta be enough That outta all folks in this big ol’ mess I found the one… who needs this too, I guess ⸻ (Bridge – spoken / Ray Stevens style) Now I don’t know if it’s fate… Or angels… Or just a real specific kinda loneliness… But somewhere out there… There’s a woman thinkin’: “Man… if somebody would just… hold one boob…” And somewhere else… There’s a fella goin’: “I volunteer as tribute.” ⸻ (Verse 3) Now the world keeps spinnin’, people come and go Chasin’ things they don’t even know But I got peace in the middle of the night In the softest place I ever held tight Ain’t lookin’ for answers, don’t need no proof Got everything I need right here… in truth ⸻ (Final Chorus) Boob cuddles… call it love or luck Call it crazy, I don’t give a… hoot It’s a funny little thing that makes life right Every single lonely night Boob cuddles… yeah the world’s a maze But it lines things up in the strangest ways And if there’s a plan, well I’d bet it’s true— It made me for her… And her for boob cuddles too ⸻ (Outro) So if you’re out there and you can’t fall asleep… Don’t give up hope just yet… Somewhere… Your other half’s layin’ there thinkin’… “Man… where’s that hand been all my life?” 😄
