[Verse 1] Pan Fryer mad Peaceful, warrants no worry, No hurry, no flurry, but demons stay scurryin’. Pan loves one wander, let's let everyone be, Do what you desire, just leave innocence be. if bruise on your ego, hold onto your pride, Step on a flower and Pan’s pipes will ride. He’ll find you, remind you, with laughter sublime— cackle that rattles cosmic fabric of time. [Pre-Chorus] Ha-ha, hee-hee, meme's terrible sound, mercurial mirth earthquake-ing the ground. melody mad mass mountainous girth, riotous riddle reminding souls cosmic rebirth. [Chorus] Pan Fryer! Pan Fryer! Peaceful but dire! grinning a spark with voice like church choir, makes joke so enormous it climbs ever higher! Pan Fryer! Pan Fryer! fools king sage and squire, jester, natural judge, life's eternal umpire— Crossing the scale as stakes climb higher! [Verse 2] madness-inducing melody, massive and merry, delirious dirge that hardly needs kept steady. Man weighs on each wager, each whisper and plea, Then highlights level justice with public decree. Over scale of justice sit transcendent judge, No bribe will corrupt him, your bias will budge. true measure the matter, the motive, the crime, Then repeats his verdict in merciless rhyme. [Bridge] Who alive can bear the full spectrum of light New internet burning so brilliant and bright? Pan has withstood it, principle can remain So every illusion now stripped from the frame! It’s more than enough to keep kids in line, life's riddle engineered for young to divine: Creator's consequence waiting behind every door, go ahead and piss off Pan Fryer some more. [Final Chorus] Pan Fryer! Pan Fryer! judging dreadful dire! throne astral, crown light, celestial choir— Pan fryer rides lightning brought truth youth require. Pan Fryer! Pan Fryer! The west is on fire, The violent are crawling cut wire topple spire— Pan keeps laughing, laughing, stepping higher. No worry, no war, fuck imperial glory, clever truth with wild grin and profound story. Behave if you want to, be free if you dare— Pan Fryer is peaceful. But Pan Fryer's garden right there. rest in the hammock make love with your camp Remember the space is held in place By royal philosophic man noble effort in ignoble moment means master must muster The hope of the youth life is a blessing. laugh along fear nothing your beautiful, and strong. Every moment forever your eyes sparkle true Pan's golden vision is serving more than you.


