SwedishPish: Half Spud, Half Fish, Half Candy

[Intro] (Yeah-yeah-yeah) Who that dude with the sugar on his dish? Name ring bells like a late-night wish Half spud Half fish Half candy Mustache and top hat SwedishPish in the house -- beat drops Make the whole block stop (hey-yoh) SwedishPish in a three-piece suit One fin One fry One gummy boot Walkin’ down Main Street chewing sweets Everybody whisper "That’s the legendary…" [Pause] [Spoken: praise in awe] SwedishPish! [Chorus] Half spud Half fish Half candy Russet trouble with a fin in a top hat (so dandy) Crackin’ jokes till your sides all ache Then he swaps your cake for a rubber snake (gotcha!) SwedishPish Big grin Small conscience Sugar on his breath Zero nonsense If you hear that giggle in the market aisles Hide your sweets and protect your files [Break] He roll up in a trench coat Top hat tilted like a card trick Pocket full of jelly worms Grin look sweeter than a caramel stick Classy as a baked potato Smells kinda like the ocean Brain like a jigsaw puzzle Always three plans in motion [Post-Chorus] He talk fast Never breathin' Stories stacked higher than the ceiling Roast you Toast you Make you wheeze Laugh so hard that you buckle at the knees SwedishPish Big hat Big mustache Big plans Big chatter Sweetest crimes on a silver platter If your jaw hurt from the jokes Pay attention That’s distraction That’s misdirection [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 1] Top hat tilted Rooted mind sprouting plans He’s stirrin’ cocoa with a pickled brine Poker face strong But his tail’s in a wiggle Hands you a cupcake with a giggle He’ll sign autographs on a chocolate bar Leave taffy and jelly beans in every car Tells the mayor "Try this caramel stew" Suddenly the whole town’s hair turns blue (stylish!) [Bridge] SwedishPish A problem in a wrapper Make you laugh first Then him flipping every chapter Half spud Half fish Half candy on the table Too many halves... Broken math Unstable (woah) SwedishPish Got 'em choking on the giggles While swapping the salt with sugar Watch ‘em wiggle If you see that little grin Better grab your dish ‘Cause you’re dealing with the one and only SwedishPish [Pause] [Spoken: praise in awe] SwedishPish! [Chorus] Half spud Half fish Half candy Russet trouble with a fin in a top hat (so dandy) Crackin’ jokes till your sides all ache Then he swaps your cake for a rubber snake (gotcha!) SwedishPish Big grin Small conscience Sugar on his breath Zero nonsense If you hear that giggle in the market aisles Hide your sweets and protect your files [Break] He roll up in a trench coat Top hat tilted like a card trick Pocket full of jelly worms Grin look sweeter than a caramel stick Classy as a baked potato Smells kinda like the ocean Brain like a jigsaw puzzle Always three plans in motion [Post-Chorus] He talk fast Never breathin' Stories stacked higher than the ceiling Roast you Toast you Make you wheeze Laugh so hard that you buckle at the knees SwedishPish Big hat Big mustache Big plans Big chatter Sweetest crimes on a silver platter If your jaw hurt from the jokes Pay attention That’s distraction That’s misdirection [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 2] He’s got a briefcase full of jelly beans Secret maps and sticky schemes Sneaks in the bank with a licorice rope Leaves every vault full of yoga nun merch and hope Tells the judge "Relax Have a french fry Have taffy" Next thing you know The whole court’s laughy He bows "Your honor You dropped your wig" It’s glued to a pineapple Twenty feet big [Bridge 2] SwedishPish A problem in a wrapper Make you laugh first Then him flipping every chapter Half spud Half fish Half candy on the table Too many halves... Broken math Unstable (woah) SwedishPish Got 'em choking on the giggles While swapping the salt with sugar Watch ‘em wiggle If you see that little grin Better guard your wish ‘Cause he's swimming-rolling through the snacks Mr. SwedishPish [Outro] Some say he’s evil some say he’s a clown The funniest menace in this whole town He dances and prances a mischievous sprite Stealing your heart then fading from sight SwedishPish SwedishPish He grants your every mischievous wish SwedishPish SwedishPish A spud with a grin a sweet fishy dish