[Intro] [Intro: short horn sting] [Verse 1] Joseph Cox at Four-Oh-Four says Accenture drew the line, Claude for each employee, centrally funded: twenty-nine. Twenty-nine a month, that's the budget, that's the deal, While the heavy users spent up to a thousand, for real. Now the power users scramble just to keep their access on, Gary Marcus and the others say the good old days are gone, The end of enterprise tokenmaxxing, from a grand to twenty-nine, Every prompt is on a meter now, and every word's a dime. [Chorus] Cap in hand, cap in hand, Accenture capped our Claude at twenty-nine a month, understand? We used to spend up to a thousand, now we're begging for a grand, Tokenmaxxing's over, we're all standing cap in hand. [Verse 2] Claude Devs: Opus five point five fast mode's out of research preview, Waitlist gone, the same model, just a faster one for you, Eight and forty bucks per million tokens, Azure Foundry too, Up to two and a half times faster, Google Cloud is coming soon. Meta dropped Muse Spark Open, the most capable U S open weights yet, Eight hundred sixteen billion, forty-two billion active, one million context set, Finkd says it runs great on a new Mac Studio, Unsloth ships dynamic two-bit GGUFs to run it local, solo. [Chorus] Cap in hand, cap in hand, Accenture capped our Claude at twenty-nine a month, understand? We used to spend up to a thousand, now we're begging for a grand, Tokenmaxxing's over, we're all standing cap in hand. [Bridge] [Stop] [Spoken Word] Hold on. Fast mode: up to two and a half times faster. So now I hit my twenty-nine two and a half times faster. [Final Chorus] [Key Change] [Full band, gang vocals] Cap in hand, cap in hand, Accenture capped our Claude at twenty-nine a month, understand? We used to spend up to a thousand, now we're begging for a grand, Tokenmaxxing's over, we're all sprinting cap in hand. [Outro] [Spoken, deadpan] Guess I'm running two-bit models now.
