# Crazy Sue & Kjell — Double Trouble **[Intro]** Oi, oi! Who let these two loose again? Crazy Sue! Kjell! Absolute chaos incoming! **[Verse 1]** Crazy Sue comes flying through the doorway, Laughing like the world might end today, Kjell looks over, gives that little grin, He already knows the madness will begin. One bad idea turns into twenty-three, Tea goes cold while they cause anarchy, Nobody knows what they're doing next, But somehow every plan gets more complex. **[Pre-Chorus]** Sue says, “Kjell, I've got a brilliant plan!” Kjell says, “Should I really understand?” Five minutes later, everything's gone wrong, So obviously it's time to sit back, and ride along! **[Chorus]** Crazy Sue and Kjell, Double trouble, raising hell, Laughing till the whole room shakes, Making chaos, making mistakes. Crazy Sue and Kjell, Got a thousand tales to tell, If there's peace, it won't last long, Turn the madness up — sing along! **[Verse 2]** Kjell tries acting sensible and calm, Sue arrives like a glitter-coated bomb, “Don't worry, Kjell, I've thought this through!” That's the exact moment he knows they're screwed. Music blasting, random dancing too, Nobody parties quite like Sue, Kjell gets dragged into another scheme, Living somewhere between chaos and a dream. **[Pre-Chorus]** Kjell says, “Sue, are you sure that's wise?” Sue just laughs with mischief in her eyes, By the time he gets to say “Oh no,” They're already halfway down the road! **[Chorus]** Crazy Sue and Kjell, Double trouble, raising hell, Laughing till the whole room shakes, Making chaos, making mistakes. Crazy Sue and Kjell, Got a thousand tales to tell, If there's peace, it won't last long, Turn the madness up — sing along! **[Bridge]** Through the loud days, through the strange nights, Through the jokes and flashing lights, When things go wrong and plans fall through, Kjell's still there beside Crazy Sue. And Sue will shout, “We're doing fine!” Even when they've crossed the line, Whatever comes, whatever's next, Together somehow makes perfect sense. **[Breakdown]** Who started it? **SUE!** Who joined in? **KJELL!** Who made it worse? **BOTH OF THEM!** And would they do it all again? **ABSOLUTELY!** **[Final Chorus]** Crazy Sue and Kjell, Double trouble, raising hell, Laughing till the whole room shakes, Turning ordinary into great. Crazy Sue and Kjell, Yeah, you know the pair too well, Through every laugh and every song, Side by side they roll along. Crazy Sue and Kjell, Let the whole damn story swell, Raise your glass and ring the bell— **HERE COME CRAZY SUE AND KJELL!** **[Outro]** Crazy Sue! Kjell! Chaos crew forever! One sensible idea... Nah. Where's the fun in that?
