Safari Rally Bingo (Nordic Discord Challenge)

Didgeridoo, Didgeridoo Driven, Folk Metal, Humppa Metal, Thrash, Rallycore, Chaotic, Energetic, Hilarious, 200+ BPM, Turbo Humppa Speed, Shouted Rally English, Professional mixing, Layered, Dynamic

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NDC 22: Nordic Discord Challenge 
Style: Didgeridoo 
Theme: Safari 
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[Intro]
[Driver:] "Navigator, we full send?"
[Co-driver:] "Maybe yes, maybe no!"
[Driver:] "Good enough—LET'S GO!"

[Verse 1]
[Driver:] Car go fast, co-driver scream!
Elephant near—TOO BIG TO FIT!
Cheetah run—FASTER THAN ME?!
NO CHANCE, I GO—FULL SPEED!
[Co-driver] "Right three! Hippo left! Jump incoming!"
[Driver] "Jump? No problem. Maybe yes, maybe no!"

[Chorus]
Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo – BINGO!
Full send, no brakes, maximum attack!
Täysiä mennään, ei oo jarruja!
Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO!

[Verse 2]
[Co-driver:] Dust in eyes, sun too bright!
Ostrich run—THAT NOT RIGHT?!
[Driver:] Snake on road, long like gear shift!
No time to swerve, I just DRIFT!
[Co-driver:] "OH PERKELE—ROCKS!"
[Driver] "It hit me up in the ASS, just like TIMO"

[Bridge]
[Driver] "Hot… too hot… dizzy now…"
[Co-driver] "WATER?"
[Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no…"
[Driver] "A flying moose? Why you fly?" 
"This not FINLAND!?"
[Co-Driver] ”You must be hallucinating BROOO!”

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 3]
[Co-driver:] Big left! Then tight right!
[Driver:] Left? Right? Ehh, is the same!
Jump! Kangaroo? NO—ANTILOPE!
Snake slither? I slalom!
Rhino charge? JUMP DITCH—NO PROBLEM!
[Co-driver] "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?"
[Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no!"

[Chorus]
Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo – BINGO!
Full send, no brakes, maximum attack!
Täysiä mennään, ei oo jarruja!
Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO!

[Post-Chorus]
[Driver] "WHEELS FEEL FUNNY!"
[Co-driver] "BECAUSE THEY MELT!"
[Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no! LET'S GO!"

[Verse 4]
Elephants block road—no way through!
Vultures circle—smell the doom!
Sandstorm ahead—NO VISIBILITY!
Dibbi-diddi-dee-Dibbi-diddi-dee-Dee-Bee-Dibbi-Dee,  
[Co-driver] "Navigator is blind—OH SHIT IT'S A TREE!"

[Chorus]
Ei jarruja, ei pelkoo!
Täysiä, täysiä, täysiä vaan!
Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO!

[Instrumental didgeridoo solo]

[Verse 5]
[Co-driver] "No WHEELS! No ENGINE! No SEATS!"
[Driver:] "Maybe yes, maybe no—Fly mode ENGAGED!"
[Announcer:] ”Oh my GOD!” 
”The car launches off a CLIFF…”
"Lands in a flaming wreck past finish line!”
[Announcer:] "AAND the winner is… The flying Finn?"

[Outro]
[Driver] "We alive?"
[Co-driver] "...Maybe yes, maybe no

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---------------------------------------------------------------- NDC 22: Nordic Discord Challenge Style: Didgeridoo Theme: Safari ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] [Driver:] "Navigator, we full send?" [Co-driver:] "Maybe yes, maybe no!" [Driver:] "Good enough—LET'S GO!" [Verse 1] [Driver:] Car go fast, co-driver scream! Elephant near—TOO BIG TO FIT! Cheetah run—FASTER THAN ME?! NO CHANCE, I GO—FULL SPEED! [Co-driver] "Right three! Hippo left! Jump incoming!" [Driver] "Jump? No problem. Maybe yes, maybe no!" [Chorus] Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo – BINGO! Full send, no brakes, maximum attack! Täysiä mennään, ei oo jarruja! Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO! [Verse 2] [Co-driver:] Dust in eyes, sun too bright! Ostrich run—THAT NOT RIGHT?! [Driver:] Snake on road, long like gear shift! No time to swerve, I just DRIFT! [Co-driver:] "OH PERKELE—ROCKS!" [Driver] "It hit me up in the ASS, just like TIMO" [Bridge] [Driver] "Hot… too hot… dizzy now…" [Co-driver] "WATER?" [Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no…" [Driver] "A flying moose? Why you fly?" "This not FINLAND!?" [Co-Driver] ”You must be hallucinating BROOO!” [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 3] [Co-driver:] Big left! Then tight right! [Driver:] Left? Right? Ehh, is the same! Jump! Kangaroo? NO—ANTILOPE! Snake slither? I slalom! Rhino charge? JUMP DITCH—NO PROBLEM! [Co-driver] "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?" [Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no!" [Chorus] Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo – BINGO! Full send, no brakes, maximum attack! Täysiä mennään, ei oo jarruja! Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO! [Post-Chorus] [Driver] "WHEELS FEEL FUNNY!" [Co-driver] "BECAUSE THEY MELT!" [Driver] "Maybe yes, maybe no! LET'S GO!" [Verse 4] Elephants block road—no way through! Vultures circle—smell the doom! Sandstorm ahead—NO VISIBILITY! Dibbi-diddi-dee-Dibbi-diddi-dee-Dee-Bee-Dibbi-Dee, [Co-driver] "Navigator is blind—OH SHIT IT'S A TREE!" [Chorus] Ei jarruja, ei pelkoo! Täysiä, täysiä, täysiä vaan! Maybe yes, maybe no—FLOOR IT BROOO! [Instrumental didgeridoo solo] [Verse 5] [Co-driver] "No WHEELS! No ENGINE! No SEATS!" [Driver:] "Maybe yes, maybe no—Fly mode ENGAGED!" [Announcer:] ”Oh my GOD!” ”The car launches off a CLIFF…” "Lands in a flaming wreck past finish line!” [Announcer:] "AAND the winner is… The flying Finn?" [Outro] [Driver] "We alive?" [Co-driver] "...Maybe yes, maybe no

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