[VERSE 1] [FEMALE VOCAL] He showed up! He actually came! With a... list... of... the... "rules... of... the... game"! A... "Memorandum"... of... "Hums... and... "Do... Nots"! He... connects... all... his... "sensible... dots"! He... told... me... "No... glitter!"... right... there... in... "Clause... "Three"! So... I... emptied... the... bottle... all... over... his... "knee"! (And... his... hand... and... his... sleeve... and... a... bit... of... his... "hair") He... just... froze... like... a... "statue"... of... "logic... and... "care"! [CHORUS] [FEMALE VOCAL] Oh! The... consequence... is... glitter! The... consequence... is... "blue"! (And... "pink"... and... "gold"... and... "purple"...) This... is... what... "100... Percent"... will... "do"! You... thought... you... could... "plan"... "love"! You... thought... you... could... "file"! But... the... consequence... is... me... ...And... you're... "almost"... starting... to... "smile"! [VERSE 2] [FEMALE VOCAL] I... drew... a... "cow"... on... his... "legal... "advice"! He... said... "That's... a... 'deviation'!"... ...He... didn't... "sound"... "mean"... he... sounded... "precise"! It's... the... "cutest... "damnation"! He's... a... "puzzle"... I'm... "breaking"! A... "program"... I'm... "hacking"! He's... the... "structure"... I'm... "shaking"! He's... the... "one... "thing"... my... "wild... "life"... was... "lacking"! ...A... "wall"... to... "throw... paint... "on! [CHORUS] [FEMALE VOCAL] Oh! The... consequence... is... glitter! The... consequence... is... "blue"! (And... "pink"... and... "gold"... and... "purple"...) This... is... what... "100... Percent"... will... "do"! You... thought... you... could... "plan"... "love"! You... thought... you... could... "file"! But... the... consequence... is... me... ...And... you're... "almost"... starting... to... "smile"! [BRIDGE] [FEMALE VOCAL] And... the... strangest... "new... "consequence... ...Isn't... "him"... or... "the... "list"... It's... that... "feeling"... "I... "get"... ...That... I... "really... "don't... "want"... him... "dismissed"! He's... not... just... a... "toy"... ...Not... a... "joke"... or... a... "game"... He's... just... "staring"... at... the... "glitter"... ...And... he... "whispered"... "my... "name"... ...Oh. ...This... is... a... "consequence"... "too." [OUTRO] [FEMALE VOCAL] The... consequence... is... "sticky". The... consequence... is... "real". The... consequence... is... "feeling"... ...A... "thing"... I... "didn't... "think"... I... "could... "feel". He's... my... "sensible... "man"... ...I'm... his... "chaos... "report"... ...This... is... better... than... "data". ...This... is... "my... "favorite... "sport"!
