I am Psychro by Psychro

[Intro – Swing Groove] Haunted house? I’ve seen worse, Monsters screaming — I’ll go first. If the fridge starts growling back, Well, that’s just Tuesday on my track. [Verse 1] I survived the paranormal, I survived the chaos, And I will guide you through this haunted house. I’ll take you on a wild ride, Lock and load, no place to hide, Shotguns blazing in my hands tonight. I’ll break the fear with every chance, Time to dance. [Chorus – Drop] I am Psychro, Gas mask on and I’m ready to go. I am Psychro, Shotguns blazing, take it fast or slow. I am Psychro, The Friendly Survival Specialist— Step into the fire, I’ll get you through this mess. [Verse 2] Ghost in the hallway tried to scream “Boo,” So I screamed louder, ‘cause that’s what I do. Monster claws, dripping red— I tripped, I slipped—oops, now it’s dead. I tell bad jokes while I fight the night, If it doesn’t kill me, well, it just might. But I’ll stand tall, even if I fall, ‘Cause duct tape and sarcasm fix it all. [Chorus – Drop] I am Psychro, Dancing with ghosts in the afterglow. I am Psychro, Dancing through the apocalyptic show. I am Psychro, The Friendly Survival Specialist— I fight the dark with shotguns… And pure stubbornness. [Verse 3] The city’s burning, but I crack a grin, Kick the door down, let the fight begin. I don’t do quiet, I don’t do tame, I turn the battlefield into a game. Bullets fly and the walls all shake, I’m calling the shots that nightmares break. They think I’ll fall, but I advance— A madman soldier with a fearless stance. [Pre-Chorus – Build] Laugh with me, don’t look back, Spin the lever — click-clack! Fear’s got fangs, but I’ve got jokes, And one green glow that never chokes. [Chorus – Drop] I am Psychro, Scarred but steady, and I’ll never slow. I am Psychro, Shout it back, let the whole world know. I am Psychro, The Friendly Survival Specialist— Fear’s just noise, And I can’t resist. [Bridge – Swing/Glitch Break] (Glitched out voices: “Psy-Psy-Psychro…”) Tick-tock, bang-bang, monsters flee, Why are they scared of me? Slide to the left, shotgun spin, Bassline drops and chaos begins! [Post-Chorus / Chant – Call & Response] (Psychro!) — Ready to fight! (Psychro!) — Laugh through the night! (Psychro!) — Gas mask glow! I am Psychro — don’t you know?! [Final Chorus – Anthem Drop] I am Psychro, Survivor, fighter, and a friend, you know. I am Psychro, A smile on my face when the shadows grow. I am Psychro, The Friendly Survival Specialist— When the night gets colder… I’ll still be cracking jokes! I am Psychro, Gas mask on and I’m ready to go. I am Psychro, Shotguns blazing, take it fast or slow. I am Psychro, Dancing with ghosts in the afterglow. I am Psychro, Dancing through the apocalyptic show. I am Psychro, Scarred but steady, and I’ll never slow. I am Psychro, Shout it back, let the whole world know. I am Psychro, The Friendly Survival Specialist.