Twerkin’ Turkey

[Intro: Filtered disco strings sweeping upward, tight four-on-the-floor kick, glossy synth-pop chords, robotic vocoder ad-libs bouncing left to right] Ooh Yeah Twerk Ayy [Verse 1: French house loop sampled from vintage disco guitar, sidechained pads pulsing with the kick, slap bass grooving under a stacked vocoder lead that doubles every line in metallic harmony] Mashed potatoes on my plate Yeah Yeah Pumpkin pie all in my face Yeah Yeah Gobble Gobble Gobble Oh my God Yeah Yeah Yeah I like my turkey fried [Pre-Chorus: Rising filter sweep on disco strings, robotic call-and-response vocoder stabs, electro hi-hats shimmering, cinematic synth arp lifting the tension] Drippin' with the gravy Oh My God That's crazy Turkey gone and twerkin' now And it's drippin' with the gravy [Chorus: Full disco orchestra burst, slap bass front and center, layered vocoder choir chanting “Twerkin’ turkey,” funky rhythm guitar chopping in sixteenths, electro claps widening the stereo field] Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) Twerkin’ turkey (Turkey) [Verse 2: Filter re-tightens to a narrow disco loop, vocoder harmonies glide back in, synth-pop pads swelling between lines, bassline dancing in octave jumps] Ooh Mashed potatoes on my plate Yeah Yeah Pumpkin pie all in my face Yeah Yeah Gobble Gobble Gobble Oh my God Yeah Yeah Yeah I like my turkey fried [Outro: Brighter filter rise, robot-human unison vocals, shimmering electro percussion] Drippin' with the gravy Oh My God That's crazy Turkey gone and twerkin' now And it's drippin' with the gravy