* * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * · P A R O D Y · S O N G · * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * [Intro, Syncopated chords; Spoken male vocal, crowd chatter texture] This hit, that crunch, that cheesy bag of nacho dust I smell it, I want it, I’m diving in, no fuss Break room, late noon, vending light beaming gold If you don’t grab snacks, then you’re missing out, I’m told [Verse 1, Funk groove progression; Smooth male vocal, call-and-response] Got my coins lined up, machine hums like a boss Pressed B7 twice, now it’s stuck, what a loss Kick the side real quick, now it drops with a thud Bag of chips in my hand, yeah I’m swimming in crumbs [Pre-Chorus, Rising chords; Layered harmonies, claps] Stop, wait a minute Fill my cup, put soda in it Take a sip, sign the receipt Snack attack got me on my feet [Chorus, Punchy brass hits; Energetic male vocal, group shouts] Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack Watch me chew, watch me chew [Verse 2, Groove continuation; Playful vocal, rhythmic phrasing] Friday night, break room bright, coworkers all around Candy bars and donuts, crumbs falling to the ground Hot coffee, cold cola, mix it like a pro Sugar rush explosion, now I’m stealing the show [Pre-Chorus, Build-up dynamics; Harmonized vocals, percussion accents] Stop, wait a minute Fill my cup, put soda in it Take a bite, feel that beat Snack attack won’t accept defeat [Chorus, Brass stabs; Energetic vocal, crowd chant] Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack Watch me chew, watch me chew [Musical Interlude] [Bridge, Breakdown groove; Whispered vocals, percussive snaps] Before we leave Gotta clean these crumbs we weave But one more bite, I can’t resist Chocolate glaze upon my lips [Chorus, Full arrangement; Big vocal stack, brass + bass drive] Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack (hey, hey, hey, oh!) Don’t believe me just snack Watch me chew, watch me chew [Outro, Fade groove; Laughing vocals, ambient chatter] Snacktown funk gon’ give it to ya Snacktown funk gon’ give it to ya Saturday night, we in the spot Don’t stop snackin’, give it all you got [Musical Interlude] [End]
