[Verse 1] Well I got two dogs, and they run this town, One's big and bold, the other spins around. Ollie’s got muscles, a majestic fluff beast, Till he drops his paw right in your Thanksgiving feast. Mashed potatoes? He don't care, He’s toe-dippin' like he’s at a spa somewhere. Gravy on his paw, smilin’ like a champ, Now my dinner smells like a wet dog camp! [Chorus] Ollie and Pepper, sass on four feet, Zoomin' through the kitchen, dancin' off beat. One’s got attitude, the other’s got hops, They run this house like it’s Paw-lice on the block! Woof woof! (They say what they please) Tail wags and chaos and shredded cheese! Aussie and Collie, the ultimate team— They’re quirky and sassy and living the dream. [Verse 2] Now Pepper’s a lady, but don’t be misled, She’ll tippy-tap dance right on your bed. Excited like she just won the doggie lotto, Boop your nose, steal your taco. She’s got jazz paws and she ain’t afraid to use ‘em, If she hears a squeaky toy, she’s gonna lose it. Fur flies, eyes wide, tail's got a twitch— I swear she’s one squirrel away from bein’ rich. [Chorus] Ollie and Pepper, wild and proud, Barking at ghosts or clouds out loud. One’s a cuddle tank, the other’s got flair, They both act like they own the air. Woof woof! (Yeah, it’s a full-time job) Beggin’ for bacon, stealing corn on the cob! Aussie and Collie, chaos and class— They’ll zoom through your heart and nap on your... grass. [Bridge] They shed like snow and dig like moles, Guard the door from Amazon souls. But give ‘em a treat, they forget the plot— Was I mad? Nevermind, look at what I got! (A stick!) [Final Chorus] Ollie and Pepper, life of the show, They chase their tails and steal the remote. One's toe-deep in your mashed buffet, The other's riverdancin’ through the hallway! Woof woof! (It’s a full-on riot) Try to say no? Nah, don’t even try it. Sassy and sweet, weird little stars— Ollie and Pepper, the rulers of our hearts. [Outro] So here’s to the fluff, the sass, the fur— They’re not just pets, they’re my daily blur. If laughter’s a drug, well I’m feelin’ fine… Thanks to two dogs who think they’re divine. Woof.
