(Crowd cheers) * "Heyyy, you guys having a good time out there?" (Crowd cheers louder) ** "That's what I thought, you guys are LOUD tonight, good." "You guy's have heard a lotta cool bands tonight, but we're gonna mix thing's up a bit. Let me introduce our special guest... Charlie Parker, everyone! Freshly raised from the dead, and ready to blow your fuckin' mind! (Crowd goes wild) *** Alright, blow that shit! [Introduction] Oooooooo baby! [Verse 1] Ooh baby, those sweet, sweet blues Are a sound you can't refuse. It moves your soul, starts a feelin'. Smooth fuckin' Blues are what I'm dealin' Good god! [Prechorus] I've been playin' for a while, Seducin' weary souls. Shakin' hands and sealin' deals, That's how Lucifer rolls [Chorus] If you need a fix, Meet me at the crossroads, baby. I'll meet you in a suit n' tie, And saxophone in hand. If you got a dream, Come tell me 'bout it, baby Let's do business, just listen to this, And then you'll understaaaaaand! [Short Saxophone Solo] [Break] (Crowd cheers) * "You like that" Hah!" You ain't seen nothin' yet!" [Verse] Let me take you for a ride, Then you'll find that fire inside I'm the devil, dontcha know, Now watch this, bitch... I'm gonna blowwww!! [Saxophone Solo] [Build up] If you like what I'm puttin' down, And your feelin' fine, Just sign right here on the dotted liiiine... UH! [Chorus] If you need a fix, Meet me at the crossroads, baby. I'll meet you in a suit n' tie, And saxophone in hand. If you got a dream, Come tell me 'bout it, baby Let's do business, Just listen to this, And then you'll understaaaaaand! [Devilish Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] If you need a fix, Meet me at the crossroads, baby. I'll meet you in a suit n' tie, And saxophone in hand. If you got a dream, Come tell me 'bout it, baby Let's do business, Just listen to this, Now you fuckin' understaaaaaaaaand! [Intense Saxophone solo] "Ooooo, shit that's good!" Oooo~oooooo Oooo~oooooo [Epic Finale] WOOOOWWWW!! "Thank you! Thank you! You guys are awesome! Except that guy over there who threw bread at the stage, fuck you, dude." "Good night!" (Crowd cheers)
