[Verse 1] Monday morning, coffee’s hot, sit down at my chair Open VSCode, console errors everywhere Check my terminal, yelling red alerts at me Then git blame whispers, “Hey buddy, it’s you from 2015!” [Chorus] I’ve got issues, yeah, it’s true My own code leaves me feeling blue JavaScript nightmares haunting me Redux, React, they’re all after me [Verse 2] My state is tangled, props undefined Hooks got me hooked, losing my mind eslint nagging, Prettier complains CI/CD’s failing again—guess who’s to blame? [Chorus] I’ve got issues, yeah, it’s true StackOverflow knows I’m a regular too npm install, breaks dependency trees Just another day in React miseries [Bridge] Pull requests, endless stress Legacy bugs are mine, I confess Promises broken, async despair TypeScript warnings fill the air [Verse 3] I wrote comments “TODO: fix someday” Eight years passed, it’s Judgment Day Production crashed—PagerDuty calls Slack memes laughing as my pride falls [Chorus] I’ve got issues, yeah, it’s true Git history shows the painful truth Webpack tantrums, Babel blues Story of my life, fixing what I used to do [Outro] But I guess deep down I really don’t mind Cause fixing my bugs is how I unwind Tomorrow I’ll probably break it anew Yeah, I’ve got issues, how about you?
