[Verse] It takes a thief to catch a thief Takes a criminal president to take the streets And put 'em in prison If you see him take off your hat and listen He'll talk about the coke in the White House The fake news he's fighting to wipe out The radical left trying to hold us back And how the liberals stole the election [Prechorus] Don't be a fake news hypocrite [Chorus] Who else could be tough on crime? It's a real oxymoron You need a moron like me I'm tough on crime [Verse 2] Not to be a fake news hypocrite But every time I see a white Ford Bronco I get a little sentimental I get a little teary-eyed Just a little reminiscent And maybe it was all an elaborate sting I think they were just trying to bring us together The way that 9/11 did The way that JFK did [Prechorus] I was too young to remember him But now I'm too old to forget [Chorus] Who else could be tough on crime? It's a real oxymoron You need a moron like me I'm tough on crime I'm tough on crime I'm tough on crime I'm tough on crime
