[Verse 1] Nope, not waiting, haven’t checked my phone Didn’t stare at the screen, sitting all alone Not rehearsing what I’d say if you call Nah, I’m too busy… uh… doing nothing at all [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally fine Go ahead, call—I might decline [Chorus] Call me, baby, so I can pretend I wasn’t waiting, this ain’t the end Oh wow, what a shock—didn’t even expect (cough totally did, but let’s not reflect) Call me, baby, I’ll roll my eyes Say, “Oh, it’s you?” like I’m so surprised Didn’t change my ringtone, didn’t pace the floor Nope, I wasn’t hoping—what are you asking for? [Verse 2] If you wanted to call, sure, that’s cool But don’t go thinking I’m some lovesick fool No, I was out there just living my life (whispers) Oh my god, just call me, baby, alright?! [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, don’t get me wrong, I was so busy Except for the part where I got kinda dizzy [Chorus] Call me, baby, so I can pretend I wasn’t checking my phone again Didn’t count the minutes, didn’t lose my mind Didn’t write dumb lyrics with you in the lines Call me, baby, I’ll fake a yawn Say, “Oh, it’s late,” like I wasn’t withdrawn Didn’t plan what to say, didn’t smile when I saw Your name on my screen—but, hey, that’s just law [Verse 3] I mean, whatever, I could call you first But that’s too desperate—that’s the worst I’ll just sit here and manifest Or maybe—nah, I’ll wait, I guess [Bridge] Who needs a call? Not me, no way I just sat here all freaking day Not watching the clock, not biting my nails Not screaming inside when reality fails [Final Chorus] Call me, baby, and I’ll act all chill Like I wasn’t hoping—oh, what a thrill Say, “Oh, hey, what’s up?” like I barely care (Oh hell, no) Yep, I totally don’t stare Call me, baby, I’ll play my part Act like you’re the one chasing my heart But the second you do—let’s just be fair I’ll probably answer before the first ring’s there [Outro] Oh damn, guess I blew my disguise Oops, you might have seen through my lies Whatever, just call me—it’s really no stress …But if you don’t, I’ll be a mess Oh…. Call me, baby!!!! Ooooooooh-yeaaaaaah!!!!!!
