Nordic Discord Challenge - Summer Bingo E3 + F3 Genre: Groove Metal + Wonky Theme: Gnomes + Ice Cream Lyrics: Deep in the forest where the mushrooms grow Tiny boots stomping with a thunderous show Garden gnomes headbang under moonlit skies Plastic flamingos watching wide-eyed surprise Tiny little axes, beards down to the ground Dropping chunky riffs that shake the whole town Moss on the speakers, squirrels in the pit Everybody yelling, "This is absolute - Gnome" Raise your cone, raise your shovel Life is weird, turn up the trouble Gnome! Groove Metal! Ice cream! Wonky! Chocolate thunder in a tiny donkey Vanilla riffs with a pickle swirl Headbang hard, let the sprinkles twirl We're melting, we're stomping, we're gloriously wrong Every tiny garden sings this song If the bass gets chunky and the cones get tall The gnomes scream, "Freeze breakdown for all" Mint chip helmet, strawberry shield Waddling sideways through the daffodil field One rides a turtle, one surfs a spoon One thinks Tuesday always happens at noon The waffle cone wizard summons crunchy doom Rainbow sprinkles fill the room Every solo bends like a rubber banana Even grandma's yelling, "More distortion, Hannah" Wonky, wonky, nothing is straight The drummer's early, the bassist is late The singer's a gnome with an ice cream crown Growls so hard the scoops fall down Gnome! Groove Metal! Ice cream! Wonky! Heavy enough to scare a monkey Cookies, cream, double scoop delight Garden metal every Friday night So grab your cone and stomp your feet Groove so heavy, syrup so sweet When the moon comes up and the amps all gleam The gnomes become the Grove Metal Ice Cream Team Tiny, crunchy, frosty - DOOM And somebody dropped the pistachio solo
