[Intro — Driving disco bass] One, two, three, four! Everybody on the floor! [Verse 1] There's something shining underneath the light, A silver bucket looking dynamite. A mop is spinning like a dancing queen, The cleanest dance floor anybody's seen. The skeletons are lining up to dance, The zombies all are taking their chance. The janitor is sliding through the crowd, And everybody's singing out loud! [Pre-Chorus] Put your left foot in the bucket, Put your right foot on the floor! If the music makes you crazy, Then we're gonna give you more! [Chorus] Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Keep that funky bucket rocking nonstop! Slide to the left, slide to the right, Polish that floor till the morning light! Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Let the rhythm make your heartbeat stop! Spin that handle, swing that top, Everybody mop till you drop! [Verse 2] The ghosts are doing circles in the air, The vampires are dancing everywhere. A werewolf slips upon a shiny tile, Then gets back up and dances with a smile. Frankenbroom is sweeping to the beat, Vacuula is vacuuming our feet. And underneath the flashing disco light, The janitor is dancing through the night! [Pre-Chorus] Raise your bucket to the ceiling, Let the silver water shine! Every monster's got a feeling, And tonight the floor is mine! [Chorus] Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Keep that funky bucket rocking nonstop! Slide to the left, slide to the right, Polish that floor till the morning light! Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Let the rhythm make your heartbeat stop! Spin that handle, swing that top, Everybody mop till you drop! [Instrumental Dance Break — Funky bass, disco strings, brass] [Call and Response — Male lead and female chorus] Who's got the bucket? (We got the bucket!) Who's got the mop? (We got the mop!) Who's gonna clean it? (We gonna clean it!) When will we stop? (NEVER STOP!) [Bridge — Music drops to bass and handclaps] There's a stain upon the ceiling, There's a cobweb on the wall. But the rhythm keeps on playing, And we're having us a ball! We can sweep away the darkness, We can scrub away the fright. But you cannot wash away The disco fever of the night! [Final Chorus — Key change, full orchestra and vocal harmonies] Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Let the whole enchanted dance floor rock! Slide to the left, slide to the right, We're gonna keep it clean all night! Mop, mop, mop till you drop! Not even death can make us stop! Spin that handle, swing that top, EVERYBODY MOP TILL YOU DROP! [Outro — Repeated over fading disco groove] Mop till you drop! (Mop till you drop!) Mop till you drop! (You just can't stop!) [Spoken — Janitor] "Beautiful work, everybody. Now who spilled the punch?"
