I never sit alone at night, scrolling on my phone I never have to worry about being left alone No need to text, no need to call, no need to RSVP Because my truest, oldest friends are rushing back to me! They don’t ask if I’m busy, they don’t care about my plans They burst right through the front door like a marching band They don't check my bank account, they don't care what I wear They love me unconditionally just because I’m there! Oh, Problems are my best friends, the truest of the crew! They love me for just being me, they’re loyal and they're true. They never skip a hangout, they never text a lie, They’re always by my side until the day I die! And real friends never come alone, that’s a proven rule A solo drama? Please, that’s so old school! They bring their aunts, their cousins, and a massive rowdy crowd To make sure that my boring life is chaotic and loud. They practice active listening—they hear my every sigh! They support my bad decisions, they never say goodbye. They offer total honesty, they keep me on my toes, And where my comfort zone ends, that’s where the party goes! Yesterday a smart guy told me, "Hey, don't go out there! There is nothing down that road but trouble and despair! They are waiting for you in the dark, just step away!" But I just smiled and shook my head, and this is what I say: "I absolutely have to go! I cannot hit 'delay'! It’s rude to keep your besties waiting for you all the day!" Oh, Problems are my best friends, the truest of the crew! They love me for just being me, they’re loyal and they're true. They never skip a hangout, they never text a lie, They’re always by my side until the day I die! Yeah, they're waiting for me now... My keys are in my hand. Gotta go greet my best friends!
