(A Swingy Russian Spy Diddy) [Verse 1] I’m sneaking through the shadows, on a cold and frosty night, With trench coat and a moron, I’m ready for a fight. The mission is elusive, yet I’m svorn to give my all, To find the moose and skvirrel, and make the curtain fall! [Chorus] Oh, moose and skvirrel, vhere did you go? Through forests deep, or in the sno? Your schemes are sly, but I’ll prevail, This Russian master mind von’t ever fail! [Verse 2] I comb the voods and alleys, every nook and every crook, Interrogate a beaver, chase a chipmunk for a look. The moose is tall, the skvirrel small, they think they’re oh so clever, But Natasha never gives up—Nyet! Not now, not ever! [Chorus] Oh, moose and skvirrel, vhere did you go? Through forests deep, or in the sno? Your tricks are sharp, but I’m the ace, Soon you’ll meet your spy disgrace! [Bridge] From Moscow down to Canada, I’ve followed every lead, vith Boris in tow behind, ve vill succeed! Ve’ll snare them in our cunning trap, with gadgets, plots, and flair, And vhen they’re caught, the moose and skvirrel vill despair! [Final Chorus] Oh, moose and skvirrel, your time is done, The chase is over; I’ve finally von! With vodka toast, I’ll take a bow, The Russian spy is triumphant now! [Outro: Spoken] “Ah, moose and skvirrel… you thought you could outsmart me? Ha! Foolish creatures.”
