Sorry You Can’t Love Me

[Verse 1] I’m sorry you can’t love me, yeah, I know, it’s all my fault, For having thoughts, for breathing air, for not picking up your calls. I’m sorry that my dog exists, I’m sorry that I care, I’m sorry that my happiness just makes you sit and glare. [Pre-Chorus] But hey, don’t worry, I’ll shrink real small, Maybe then I won’t annoy you at all? [Chorus] I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I ruin your day, With my stupid emotions always in your way. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t be your doll, Perfect and plastic, no feelings at all. [Verse 2] I’m sorry that my mom’s too kind, it must be such a pain, How dare she ask if I’m okay when you mess with my brain? I’m sorry when I talk too much, or when I say too little, Guess I should just sit and smile, trapped in your riddle. [Pre-Chorus] But hey, don’t worry, I’ll fade to gray, Then maybe you’ll love me in your own twisted way. [Chorus] I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I ruin your day, With my stupid emotions always in your way. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t be your doll, Perfect and plastic, no feelings at all. [Verse 3] I’m sorry that my dreams exist, they really get in your way, I should’ve known ambition’s just another thing to hate. I’m sorry that I want too much—like kindness, love, respect, Guess that makes me selfish, huh? Or just a nervous wreck? [Bridge] (Mocking tone, building up to frustration) I’m sorry your life is just so tough, Having to deal with someone who gives a damn—yeah, rough. I’m sorry the world won’t bend and break, To fit your rules—yeah, that’s my mistake. [Final Chorus] I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh wait—scratch that, I’m done apologizing, I’m taking me back. No more tiptoeing, no more shame, I’m sorry—but babe, you’re the one to blame. [Outro] Oops, my bad—did I just say too much? Guess I’ll add it to the list of things you hate so much. I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time. I’m sorry—oh wait, never mind. I’m sorry, forgive my disgrace. I’m sorry—oh look, I’m gone without a trace. Ooooooo-yeeeeeeaaaaah Mmmmmmmmmm