Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Rich and thick! Tonkotsu! Pork bones, back bones, pork skull bones Sink them down and drain the blood Source of the stink, let it flow away When it’s finally done, let it bone If you want parboiling, do as you please If scum floats up, is skimming justice? Not always true in this kind of world Watch yourself, spreading general theory Who told you all to wash the bones? Somebody preached it: “Use a scrubber” Yeah, I heard that too, but I won’t use one Why? I never felt a reason to Bone! Bone! Bone to be light Bone! Bone! It’s going to be a pain. I already quit even parboiling Scrub them? What’s that? Toss the scrubber Come on, once I fire up the stockpot From this point on, it’s maximum heat Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! Almost forgot it — crack the bones! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! And yeah, I’m throwing in chicken bones! Pork bones, back bones, back fat, momiji Pig feet too, just drop it in If you do this at home, skip the pork skull bones Without a stockpot they won’t even fit Anyway, keep it boiling on high heat Bring the white out from deep in the bones Oil and water, let them fight it out Circulation turns it cloudy white — it’s all right If you don’t stir the bottom, it’ll burn, bro Wake those sinking bones back up Lid or no lid, that’s shop style Steam on the walls, smell in the zone Fat! Fat! Fat to be white Fat! Fat! It’s going to be insane. Yeah, I chose the high-heat doctrine Burning? Then stir it, bottom monster Come on, once the stockpot starts to roar From here on out, it’s cloudy riot Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! If it won’t emulsify, just keep stirring! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! And yeah, I’m throwing in chicken bones! I said this was tonkotsu You didn’t hear anything about chicken, right? Sorry, but... It tasted better that way That’s all It’s freedom, right? That’s ramen, right? Bones! Crack! Fire! Boil! Bottom! Stir! White! Cloud! Stinks! Delicious! Stinks! Delicious! General theory? Break it! Scrubber theory? Fake it! Parboiling theory? Maybe! My stockpot? Big enough for pork skull bones — Crazy size! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! Almost forgot it — crack the bones! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! And yeah, I’m throwing in chicken bones! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! Even when it turns white, don’t stop yet! Tonkotsu! Tonkotsu! Keep it boiling! If you run a shop, boil three pots! First soup! Deepen the ancient history! Second soup! A brand new hope for the future! Third soup! Don’t slack off just because you’re the rookie! If it’s just hot water, it means nothing!
