---------------------------- Lyrics by : Kathlene Rushing © 2025 Kathlene Rushing original music by creator – full rights owned All rights reserved. ---------------------------- [Verse 1 – Bold, Broadway-style intro] Step aside, folks, let me grab the mic, Got a hammer made of ego and a Twitter spike. No Congress, no court, no need to debate— I’ll fix the country with executive great. [Pre-Chorus – Vaudeville bounce] No plans, no teams, no messy facts, Just golden slogans and alternative tracks. You say “crisis”—I say “brand!” All it takes is my two little hands! [Chorus – Full-blown chorus line] 'Cause I alone can fix it, can’t you see? From the border wall to Big Bird’s tree. Don’t need your votes or expert clout— I’ll just yell real loud and figure it out! [Verse 2 – Slightly deranged swagger] Got Sharpies for hurricanes, steaks for peace, Solving pandemics with a light and some bleach. The Founding Fathers? Pfft—nice try! I signed the Constitution with a Big Mac fry. [Bridge – Dramatic, gospel-style confession] 🎹 (Spoken) I don't trust anyone—except my mirror. And even he’s trying to leak to the press… [Final Chorus – Big, glitzy finish] 'Cause I alone can fix it, top to toe! Even when I don’t know what I don’t know. So grab your red hats, it’s curtain call— The narcissist-in-chief will fix it all! (...or declare bankruptcy trying.)
