What's your car like? What's your zip code? You got marble counters? Do you rent or own? What's your take-home? What's your job like? Are you salary or hourly? Show me the leather seats. Zero to sixty-five. More important than where we're going: What's the horsepower and the torque? I can’t remember when love got so technical. But the jungle’s been paved and I guess we’re all dateable. Now that we’re civil and domesticated, A wild boy swinging on a vine Will change to become civilized Just to be invited inside. Can I be honest? It's always the same these days. I'm startin' to think dating's just a lifestyle interview. Show me your white teeth, show me your credit score, What do you drive? What do you do? Where do you live? I’m asking for a friend. What’s the point of dating when it’s an interview? Show me your condo, show me your watch. A man must impress, or they couldn't care less. Everyone is changin', tryin' to get a mate in the forest of towers. But do you remember my name? Or is it more about how much my worth is? Tell me 'bout your new favorite number. Did it make you like yourself? I don't blame you for learning how to survive. 'Cause I know it's not enough. Yeah, I know it's not enough. Can I be honest? It's always the same these days. I'm startin' to think dating's just a lifestyle interview. Show me your white teeth, show me your credit score, What do you drive? What do you do? Where do you live? I’m asking for a friend. What’s the point of dating when it’s an interview? The cars and the income and the apartment... Nobody asked if you have a mom. Nobody's even asked if you're happy. What are your hobbies? I mean, you know... the ones that don't make money. I'm sick of asking. I'm sick of answering. Can I be honest? It's always the same these days. I'm startin' to think dating's just a lifestyle interview. Show me your white teeth, show me your credit score, What do you drive? What do you do? Where do you live? I’m asking for a friend. What’s the point of dating when it’s an interview? What's your favorite color? It's such an innocent question... That's a lot like: "Do you want kids?" And I just don't get why they all feel like they're being replaced With: "How much do you make?"
