[Verse] Somebody stole my butthole And I really want it back And they did it without asking Which is actually an attack But I am not into suing I just want them to admit That the only thing that's missing Is my butthole and that's it [Chorus] Someone stole my butthole and I really need it back Someone stole my butthole thank god they didn't steal my nut sack [Verse] bring it back you son of a bitch why did you steal my butthole did you throw it in a ditch please god curse the guy who stole my brown eye throw him in hell after he dies [Chorus] someone stole my butthole right out of my pants someone stole my butthole there just might be a chance that someone stole my butthole give it back to me so i can poop and pee I want it back in my crack
