[Verse] She gave me twenty dollars for gasoline Another twenty dollars to keep the car clean But on the way to the store what did I see A five-pound bag of Pez candy [Chorus] Flavors of orange and grape so nice I swear it's just like eating Rice Krispies twice It was the deal of the century A five-pound bag of Pez candy [Verse] We got Iowa peaches and Nebraska steaks Goin' back on the tank the butcher gives his muscle a tweak So delicious and crumbly [Chorus] And all you people on Earth I'm tellin' to the Pez dispenser in the sky Keep on living 'cause it's really a delight [Bridge] To eat a five-pound bag of Pez candy [Chorus] And I'm gonna sing it to you now Delicious and crumbly


