I Evicted my Girlfriend for owning Funko Pops

[Verse 1] Well, she walked in the door with a smile on her face, Said she had a new love, takin' up all her space, I looked at her eyes, saw the fire was gone, Replaced by little dolls, man, where did I go wrong? [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, I tried to stay cool, but it’s hard to pretend, When your love life's taken over by a plastic trend, [Chorus] I evicted my girlfriend for owning Funko Pops, Her love for those dolls just had to stop, When our bed's overrun by those lifeless eyes, It was time for me to cut those ties, oh yeah! [Verse 2] Every shelf, every corner, those figures did stand, Collecting dust while she held them in her hand, I miss the days when it was just you and me, Now it’s Batman, Iron Man, and Captain Marvel three, [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, I tried to compete, but they stole the show, Had to pack her bags, yeah, she had to go, [Chorus] I evicted my girlfriend for owning Funko Pops, Her love for those dolls just had to stop, When our bed's overrun by those lifeless eyes, It was time for me to cut those ties, oh yeah! [Bridge] She cried and she pleaded, said I was unfair, But there’s only so much a man can bear, I need a love that's real, flesh and bone, Not a collection of plastic when I’m home alone, [Chorus] I evicted my girlfriend for owning Funko Pops, Her love for those dolls just had to stop, When our bed's overrun by those lifeless eyes, It was time for me to cut those ties, oh yeah! [Outro] Now I’m free, but a little bit lost, A broken heart came at such a cost, But I’ll find a love, yeah, that’s alive, And leave those Funko Pops behind, oh yeah! I evicted my girlfriend for owning Funko Pops, I evicted my girlfriend, and it’s time to rock, No more lifeless eyes, no more ties, I’m living my life under the open skies!