[Verse 1] I checked the dish, the shelf The coat by the door I patted my pockets Then I looked some more In the fruit bowl By the phone, by the chair I know I had them here They just vanished in air [Pre-Chorus] Lord, tell me true where'd I set them down? i'm about to flip this whole house inside out! [Chorus] Where are my keys? (where are my keys?) I need my keys right now Where are my keys? (where are my keys?) gotta find them somehow Where are my keys? (where are my keys?) They were in my hand Where are my keys? (where are my keys?) Help me understand [Pre-Chorus] Lord, tell me true where'd I set them down? i'm about to flip this whole house inside out! [Bridge] what about that place where i keep the gloves? No, that's not them, got damn it. I'm getting fed up thought i heard a jingle? Like a little tease Come on, come on, come on Bring back my keys [Final Chorus] Where the fuck are my keys? (where are my keys?) I need my keys right now Where the FUCK are my keys? (where are my keys?) gotta find them somehow Where the FuCk are my keys? (where are my keys?) They were in my hands (mother fuckin hands) Where the fuck are my keys? (where are my keys?) Ah, now I understand [outro] Right in my back pocket? I had them all along? FUck! Fuck mother fucking fucking bitch ass fuckin stupid ass mother fucking fuck ass keys fuckin goddamn mother fucking bitchass pants fucking mother fuck that god damn fucking piece of shit fuckin bitch ass mother fuckin keys
