⚠️📧 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓼 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓶 📧🚫

⚠️📧 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓼 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓶 📧🚫 Ding. Oh look. Her. Again. Every single post I show up on there she is with the same old song "Check my music, check my link" girl, nobody asked, take a breath, take a drink I got forwarded, copied, cc'd twice just to promo something nobody's price I didn't sign up to be your billboard didn't ask to carry your whole record She slides into every comment thread same six words, over and over, in my head "New song out now, go give it a spin" babe, I've read it forty times, let it sink in I'm getting flagged, I'm getting tired every notification got me wired one more link and I swear I'll scream this ain't networking, this is a scheme Marked as spam that's what you're about to be Marked as spam stop cc'ing me I didn't ask for your promo plan Marked as spam delete, delete, delete again Now she's tagging strangers, tagging friends tagging people she has never met, it never ends I open up my inbox, brace myself for pain there's her name again, and again, and again I tried the unsubscribe, tried the block she found a workaround, she picked the lock new account, same message, same old plea "go listen to my music" — girl, let it be I got better things to forward, better things to send not another chorus that never seems to end I'm not your marketing team, I'm not your PR crew I'm just an email that's exhausted dealing with you I'm getting flagged, I'm getting tired every notification got me fired up, wired one more link and I swear I'll scream this ain't networking, this is a scheme Marked as spam that's exactly what you'll be Marked as spam stop cc'ing me I didn't ask to be your promo van Marked as spam deleted, blocked, and banned Look, I get it, you made a song maybe it's good, maybe it's not wrong but there's a time and a place, and this ain't it every single post ain't the spot to commit Nobody clicks it, nobody cares we just scroll past, we just skip the flares you want an audience? Earn it, don't beg stop treating every comment like a marketing leg Marked as spam Marked as spam Delete it Report it Marked as spam that's exactly what you'll be Marked as spam stop cc'ing me I didn't ask to be your promo van Marked as spam deleted, blocked, and banned Marked as spam one more time, I swear to god Marked as spam you've officially been flagged Ding. ...blocked. ✦˚₊‧ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓟𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓱 ‧₊˚✦