The Boob Bros - Monster Boobies (Sweet Death) #S.H.P.

Enno... look out of the pool house! It came from the dark abyss! Benni! It has razor-sharp claws, dripping fangs, and three glowing eyes! Wait a minute... hold on, brother... look at the center of its chest... IS THAT A DEEP CLEAVAGE ON THAT MONSTER?! A nightmarish beast from the depth of the lake, Crushing the loungers, making the tiki bar shake! Ten feet tall with a scaly green face, BUT A MAGNIFICENT ARCHITECTURE IS TAKING ITS PLACE! SLIME ON THE SKIN, BUT THE CURVES ARE DIVINE, THE MOST TERRIFYING BEAUTY IN THE SUMMERTIME! It wants to devour our flesh and our bones, It utters a terrifying, blood-curdling groan! Sharp bloody claws pointing straight at my head, BUT I’D RATHER BE SMOTHERED THAN END UP DEAD! NO REASON TO RUN, NO REASON TO HIDE, WE FACE THE MONSTER WITH OUTLAW PRIDE! So let the monster roar! Let the pipe organ scream! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SUMMER HORROR NIGHTMARE DREAM! One! Two! Three! ATTACK! MONSTER BOOBIES! STILL BOOBIES IN THE NIGHT! THE GROTESQUE MAGNITUDE IS SHINING SO BRIGHT! HEAVY METAL RIFFS AND SPOOKY SYNTH STRINGS, WE PRAISE THE CREATURE AND THE SHIVER IT BRINGS! DEATH BY BOOBIES IS THE SWEETEST WAY TO DIE! YEAH! Ugly creature... dripping slime... CLEAVAGE HIGH! The Sauerland outlaws... hugging the beast goodbye... MAXIMUM HORROR MAGNITUDE! MONSTER BOOBIES! STILL BOOBIES IN THE NIGHT! THE GROTESQUE MAGNITUDE IS SHINING SO BRIGHT! HEAVY METAL RIFFS AND SPOOKY SYNTH STRINGS, WE PRAISE THE CREATURE AND THE SHIVER IT BRINGS! Man, Benni... my ribs are crushed, but my heart is happy. TOTAL TIT-AL-ITY AT THE SUMMER HORROR PARTY! Pass me a pina colada, monster lady.